CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
PETE IN DRAG! AVIT! C'MON! AVIT! AVIIIIIIIIIT! AVIT ALL MATE!!!!!!!!
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Tracey
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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Folces Weard
I predict that THIS CANDIDATE WILL WIN BB8 or whatever happens at the end.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Why? The crowd loved her last night.
Tracey
First Words: "Ave it."
Life Philosophy: Make love, not war.
Likes: Collecting carrier bags, her home, raving, making people happy.
Dislikes: Mess, anger, modern technology and her lack of organisational skills.
Why BB?: "For the phat experience."
Current Status: In house
House History: Day 1: Entered house
Age: 36
From: Cambridgeshire
Occupation: Cleaner
Status: Single
About:
Self-confessed hippy raver Tracey, reigns from a small village in Cambridgshire. A collector of carrier bags since the age of six, Tracey, has never switched a computer on nor has she been on a plane but says she hears that Goa is a "phat place to be."
Despite being a cleaner, Tracey is very happy with her current venture, but has aspirations to be an actress. In five years time, she'd be happy living in a shed with running water and an unblocked toilet.
Tracey hasn't worn make up in 15 years and when asked what she likes to do in her spare time, she said: "I go out havin’ it every weekend in a field, get on it, get in the stack and buzz like." Nice.
She says that 'drunks' and 'proper mess' make her angry, and stated 'the phat experience' as the reason she has entered Big Brother.
Menty's first thoughts:
Right off the bat the Pete comparisons are going to be made. Clearly the "mental" housemate this year she has a good chance of going far in the show. The public will most likley love her and if she plays her cards right she could potentially win although it's way too early to call anything like that yet.
First Words: "Ave it."
Life Philosophy: Make love, not war.
Likes: Collecting carrier bags, her home, raving, making people happy.
Dislikes: Mess, anger, modern technology and her lack of organisational skills.
Why BB?: "For the phat experience."
Current Status: In house
House History: Day 1: Entered house
Age: 36
From: Cambridgeshire
Occupation: Cleaner
Status: Single
About:
Self-confessed hippy raver Tracey, reigns from a small village in Cambridgshire. A collector of carrier bags since the age of six, Tracey, has never switched a computer on nor has she been on a plane but says she hears that Goa is a "phat place to be."
Despite being a cleaner, Tracey is very happy with her current venture, but has aspirations to be an actress. In five years time, she'd be happy living in a shed with running water and an unblocked toilet.
Tracey hasn't worn make up in 15 years and when asked what she likes to do in her spare time, she said: "I go out havin’ it every weekend in a field, get on it, get in the stack and buzz like." Nice.
She says that 'drunks' and 'proper mess' make her angry, and stated 'the phat experience' as the reason she has entered Big Brother.
Menty's first thoughts:
Right off the bat the Pete comparisons are going to be made. Clearly the "mental" housemate this year she has a good chance of going far in the show. The public will most likley love her and if she plays her cards right she could potentially win although it's way too early to call anything like that yet.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Of course she's just as much of a stereotype as the airheads.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Looks like a bloke. Seems to be attempting to cultivate a new national catchphrase, but "avit" is shit and annoying after 3 or 4 times.
Now who the hell was the 7th housemate?
Now who the hell was the 7th housemate?
Grammour Boy
Rebel
None of them are being themselves quite yet. I think if anyone were to escape over the wall, it would be Tracey. She's having a tough time fitting in with the others. Almost as tough a time as Lesley.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Lesley's my current favourite, so I hope she starts to gel a bit more soon, but might need to wait till the blokes turn up.
Grammour Boy
Rebel
I'm actually getting used to the all female cast. Putting in guys might screw up the whole thing.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NOT IF THEY HAVE KITTENS
Grammour Boy
Rebel
Tracey isn't as tough as she looks.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't like the way she's trying to set herself up as the intellectually superior outsider.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I don't like her in any way. Her catchphrase is just annoying.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's a frightful bore.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I'd be convinced she was a bloke, but Chris Moyles said she definitely definitely wasn't. Maybe they didn't tell him either?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Or maybe she is a she.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
JUST DEAL WIV IT
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's a scarecrow.