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Trachtenday 2014 - Michelle Trachtenberg & Friends

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
It's that time again!

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For years now I've posted this thread and I'll be damned if I don't do it this year. No really, I will be damned.

SO HERE IT IS: MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG IS 29! 29 years old! That's almost 30! Since she's the best person ever, I've made this thread about her because she's so geat.

And boy, did she do a lot this year. There may not be a lot of photographic proof that she did things this year, but I assure you she did. She mostly hung out with other people... but we'll get to that.

The year stared off very well with not one but TWO photoshoots, both of which were good!




She also seemed to have fun doing them!

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For this year's Halloween costume she went as the concept of spiders, I think?


Anyway, she looked great (duh) and even looked great post-Halloween:
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So Killing Kennedy camne out in November, which meant three things:

1) She was actually really good in the role, and so of course got TOTALLY passed up for any awards EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS REALLY GOOD. FUCK.


2) She wore a few more nice dresses (seriously that green dress) and did a whole bunch of interviews where her face moved in really good ways



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3) She did this amazing 40-minute interview about Killing Kennedy and her career in general. It's probably one of my favourite Michelle Trachtenberg things ever. EVER. It's so good. She's so good in it.
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And then it was CHRISTMAS!


So yeah, as I said before - this year (I'm talking the Trachtenbergian year here, Oct 11th - Oct 11th) was a year where Michelle Trachtenberg hung out with a. Lot. Of . People.

That guy from Orange is the New Black!


These kids (LOOK AT HER SMILE)!


Father Christmas!



AND THEN LATER, IN A NICE DRESS, SHE HUNG OUT WITH FELLOW PALE PERSON EVAN RACHEL WOOD:

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AND THEN she went on the celebrity game show Hollywood Game Night, where not only did she hang out with her pal Mel B (not pictured) but she also looked great (obviously) and, well, look:
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Even after all that, she still had time to go to Seth Green's birthday party, where she hung out with even more people, including Felicia Day and Katee Sackhoff (WHOM SHE HAS KISSED):
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Magda Apanowicz was also at that party but even though they were never pictured together I firmly believe that they hugged and talked about cats.

Put apparently after that she still needed to hang out with even more people, so she and Seth Green visited Sarah Michelle Gellar on the set of The Crazy Ones:
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AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, APPARENTLY SHE'S TOTALLY BFFS WITH KATE FUCKING BECKINSALE



FRIENDS FOREVER




But yeah, after that it sort of died down, she wore a nice dress AND looked good in just her street clothes:




And that was it!
 
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WHAT'S THIS???


OH MY GOD

THIS DRESS


THIS FUCKING DRESS


THIS DRESS IS THE REASON WHY CAMERAS WERE INVENTED


THIS DRESS IS THE REASON WHY WE AS A SPECIES EXIST


THIS FUCKING DRESS



So you'd think that after having a long night out and wearing the best dress ever, she'd take a few days off to rest BUT NOPE. Bright and early the morning after she started one of those 24 hour play things, where she hung out with EVEN MORE PEOPLE, including Danny Pudi and Yvette Nicole Brown! Wow!
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And even after 24 hours of play, she still looked great! Because she's Michelle Trachtenberg!





And then the world changed. You see, by then, pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg were getting rarer. There needed to be a way to get more images of her. Instantly.

Michelle Trachtenberg got Instagram.

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To this day she's still posting amazing Throwback Thursdays, pictures of her cat, and selfies of her literally fucking perfect face. It's a gift from God.

AND THEN


IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH




THE SCRIBBLER FINALLY CAME OUT

And she was in it! And she was good!

Very good! And boy howdy did she look great and strange at the same time.

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And just to top it all off, she went and hung out with her pals Seth Green and Sarah Michelle Gellar again.

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And that's about it!

That's it.


Michelle Trachtenberg is great, I'm insane, and if for some reason you still want more, there's always this: randomtrachtenberg.tumblr.com

See you next year!
 
I hope we get to 50 Trachtenday threads so they can all be bumped and cover the entire front page of the Mine Field.
 
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