Trick or treat

[missmanners]

So I'm going to a halloween party Saturday night, it's taken on a twist. I hate costumes. Hate them. DETEST them.

:voodoo:
mm

 

[Starship Coyote]

Why don't you go as a sane human being without a dick in her mouth? No one would even recognize you.

 

[Conchaga]

Go naked and say you're Eve looking for Adam.

 

[Gonad]

Go naked and say you're Eve looking for Adam.

So some smart-ass can respond that she looks that old?

 

[missmanners]

Why don't you go as a sane human being without a dick in her mouth? No one would even recognize you.

Shouldn't you be out practicing your goose-step or something?


mm

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

No, so someone can comment on her Golden Fig Newtons.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Shouldn't you be out practicing your goose-step or something?


mm

I gave up goose-stepping for curb-stomping. Wanna bite down?

 

[eloisel]

So I'm going to a halloween party Saturday night, it's taken on a twist. I hate costumes. Hate them. DETEST them.

:voodoo:
mm

What is the twist?

You could always brush up on your magic act and do tricks for entertainment.

 

[Conchaga]

Yeah, make massive vibrators disappear right before their eyes!

That's a magic trick I'd like to see!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[Archibald Nixon]

And the grand prize winner:

Spoiler

I hope these are helpful.

 

[Conchaga]

Mama?

 

[Mirah]

^I want her. OMG.

mm why do you detest costumes?

 

[Alyssum]

She should go as a Brillo pad.

 

[Conchaga]

She should go as a Brillo pad.

I already suggested going naked.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Newest hot Halloween costume trend: B-FACE!

 

[Alyssum]

That was a very sad story.

 

[Alyssum]

I was going to vote for Obama until I read what black people are really like.

 

[Cacophony]

That was a very sad story.

Apparently, that story was a fake.

Or something like that, I get my news 2nd hand through GTC when he reads it

 

[Alyssum]

Apparently that story was planned to be "real" until it unraveled.