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Ilyanna

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
WTF?? I am gone for a mere month, and what happens with the Badlands?
  • Dershocka got megalomaniac and pisses off the very people he has sworn to protect... uh, mm did let you swear to protect us, didn't she?
  • Strange people with scat fetishes seem to be drawn to the Badlands like a swarm of flies.
  • The war with the MF fizzled out before it even really began.
  • Talk about fizzling out: THERE HAS NOT EVEN BEEN ONE DECENT ORGY STARTED SINCE I LEFT!
  • Although ER finally got that contract, there still is no exclusive porn footage with DL as the star
  • The Cow hasn't even tried to do a decent troll on us. I mean - changing the forum subtitle? Pff.
  • Dual gave me the title of a mere Senator, while all the other ladies got called Lady, and Queen, and Duchess... I am hurt.
Well, fellow Badlanders? What are we going to do to get our beloved forum back in good shape, huh?
 
Although ER finally got that contract, there still is no exclusive porn footage with DL as the star
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There is - you just haven't seen it. Me and Pickle have been busy gettin' it on and makin' movies.
 
Well, day 1 of my comeback is almost over, let's see what has been accomplished so far:
  • Dershocka got megalomaniac and pisses off the very people he has sworn to protect... uh, mm did let you swear to protect us, didn't she?
Check: Been taken care of. Things are set in motion that will turn the tables: from now on, we will piss dershocka off :D
  • Dual gave me the title of a mere Senator, while all the other ladies got called Lady, and Queen, and Duchess... I am hurt.
Check: I got me my own title, and it is waayyyy awesomerest than a stupid democracy function :P
  • The Cow hasn't even tried to do a decent troll on us. I mean - changing the forum subtitle? Pff. :bigass:
Schedule for tomorrow:
  • gather the TRUE Badlanders to finally get rid of the self-proclaimed Duke (hah!)
  • Convince DL that it is all done for the best of the Badlands - show some flesh if he is being difficult.
  • Tell all those scat people what exactly it is I want to do to them
  • Restart War with the MF (?)
  • Talk ER into letting me into the contract and finally get some hot action going.
 
So it is!!! All we need now is to force dershocka into resignation, keep those MF mods in their happy apathetic state, and all will be as we always dreamt of.
 
Because I've loved DL for just as long a time as you did, AND I could help getting him more interested once his stamina starts, uh, weakening, AND because that is what decent women in business should do anyway.
 
His stamina never weakens when I am around...........but seeing as how it's you and I love you, I s'pose you can join the hot porn movie fun.
 
^ *soothes the star of the show* it's okay honey, pay no attention to her, go take a bath in asses milk and champagne, eat truffles and caviar, roll around on your bearskin rug - go have fun, leave the details to me.
 
OMG Rae, you're a natural born high-class pimp!!!

'kay, back to business...
  • gather the TRUE Badlanders to finally get rid of the self-proclaimed Duke (hah!)
  • Convince DL that it is all done for the best of the Badlands - show some flesh if he is being difficult.
  • Tell all those scat people what exactly it is I want to do to them
  • Restart War with the MF (?)
  • Talk ER into letting me into the contract and finally get some hot action going.
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pt.1:
hm, I dare say the gathering can be considered done... although I sorely miss LC! (Not to speak of KC :( - at least he's gone of his own volition)

pt. 2:
~sigh, sometimes it's too easy... I didn't even need to flash :D

pt. 3:
well, they seem to have gone off to mind their own shit. Just as well ;)

pt. 4:
that's gonna prove to be really tough *is thinking hard of something offensive to set the MF against us*

pt 5:

:bigass:
 
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