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Tucker Max

Mirah

I love you
So I bought another book in the airport this weekend on my trip home. The book is called "I hope they serve beer in hell" by Tucker Max. He has a website and a message board. He thinks he is the biggest asshole to walk this planet earth.

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as:
The Tucker Max Stories
http://www.tuckermax.com/

Isn't that nice?
 
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

This is what most writers do. But doing this does not automatically make you a writer.
 
According to Auden, a poet is only a poet when actually writing a poem.

At all other times he is not a poet.

I'm not sure if I agree with that.
 
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