Turkey

[Dual]

I cooked a turkey for Thanksgiv'n;
Fried it in a pot of oil;
Ripped it apart;
Tore it asunder;
Shoved it all in one big plastic container;
I've been eating it ever since:
Turkey Burritos
Turkey Sandwiches
Turkey Burgers
Plain Turkey

 

[Loktar]

They wanna hear the
thanksgiving song! All
right.."
"This is uhh, This is the
Thanksgiving Song"
"I hope you enjoy it,
especially Grandma"

[Starts playing]

[Adam Sandler:]
"Ohhh, I love you!"
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

[Adam Sandler:]
"That clappin's messing my
head up man.
I appreciate it.
But I was trying to
think of the next line
and all I hear is
clapping.
Here we go... Thanks anyways"

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets
traded Darryl
Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

 

[Love Child]

Turkey Lurkey is all I've got.
Except, did you know a tofurkey actually takes 3 hours to cook?! 0_0 OMG!
Its not my tofurkey-its someone else's!

 

[Conchaga]

Do turkey gobble their young?