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Turns out, Americans are dicks...

Volpone

Volpone

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...especially East Coast Americans. Some Canadians built a hitchhiking robot. It was able to get all the way across Canadia in just 26 days--apparently also fitting in a side trip to Europe. So they dropped it off in Massachusetts with a sign saying it was heading for San Francisco. It was last heard from in Philadelphia, where it was likely raped, dismembered, and its valuable parts were sold off by jawas while the rest is buried next to Jimmy Hoffa. Hitchhiking robot's cross-country trip in US ends prematurely in Philly | Fox News U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
 
CaptainWacky said:
The greatness of a nation can be judged by how it treats its robots.
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Ah, but this deadbeat robot gives good, hardworking robots a bad name. While there are hardworking robots all over, earning their keep vacuuming floors, assembling cars, killing terrorists (or other robots), fighting fires, caring for the elderly, and in the sex industry, this freeloader contributes nothing to society. That said, I wonder if I could put a robot on the freeway offramp with a carboard sign to make money for me.

On an unrelated note, remember that DARPA humanoid robot contest from a couple months ago? I felt bad that I didn't hear about it until it was too late. I may not have had the resources or ability to build a competitive robot, but I'm sure I could have dressed a Mexican in some tinfoil wrapped boxes and entered him.
 
If they are anatomically correct robots, we could strip one and program it to sing the naked man song while it walked through the country gathering up followers of naked men and robots causing lots of trouble for all concerned.
 
If all the other Americans are like me, they started out as nice people, but got incessantly dicked over by anybody and everybody until they went fucking feral and said, "Fuck YOU, world!" and became cunts as a survival mechanism.
 
What the Hell, I posted this and deleted it, because I thought it was even too sick for this place, but, fuck it.

There are 3 ideal expressions to be looking down on during coitus:
1) confusion
2) mild retardation
3) a sad, dead look that follows the hope that maybe it isn't going to go in my ass with the realization that it is.
 
...and I'd be lying if I said the thought of a sad, confused retard, realizing she's about to be fucked in the ass didn't make me a little hard.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to Hell. :(
 
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