The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Two girls for every cup
I bought a webcam and greased up my woodie (Cup City, here we come)
You know I’m gonna pop your cherry, and eat all your goodies (Cup City, here we come)
Well, I’m gonna park my tube-steak in your rear window
But get the cup out when you gotta go
And we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every cup
You know they never wipe 'cause someone always wants to ingest it (Cup City, here we come)
You know everyone says I have the best shit (Cup City, here we come)
Yeah, and there's two swingin' honeys for every guy
If you don’t mind watersports, they’ll suck your shaft dry
And we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun, now
And if my woody breaks down then I got some Viagra (Cup City, here we come)
She can use a strap-on while the piss falls like Niagara (Cup City, here we come)
And when I get to Cup City I'll load it all on youtube
Let her toss my salad while I poop on her boob
Two girls for every cup
And we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every cup
I bought a webcam and greased up my woodie (Cup City, here we come)
You know I’m gonna pop your cherry, and eat all your goodies (Cup City, here we come)
Well, I’m gonna park my tube-steak in your rear window
But get the cup out when you gotta go
And we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every cup
You know they never wipe 'cause someone always wants to ingest it (Cup City, here we come)
You know everyone says I have the best shit (Cup City, here we come)
Yeah, and there's two swingin' honeys for every guy
If you don’t mind watersports, they’ll suck your shaft dry
And we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun, now
And if my woody breaks down then I got some Viagra (Cup City, here we come)
She can use a strap-on while the piss falls like Niagara (Cup City, here we come)
And when I get to Cup City I'll load it all on youtube
Let her toss my salad while I poop on her boob
Two girls for every cup
And we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Cup City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Cup City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every cup