Mike: I'm going to the 108th Spectacular Comic Convention.
Stan: :Gently golf clapping:
John: Fellate it, you diminutive and otherwise detestable person.
Stan: Don't listen to John, Mike. He's been mad ever since he was arrested for prostitution.
John: Fellate it, you diminutive and otherwise detestable person.
Mike: I think he's accusing you of being Jake.
Dan: Jake hasn't posted in the Dumpster since Marty called Lawrence's sick, dying grandmother and told her to shove a corncob up her ass.
Mike: He's crazy. We all know Stan is Emperor of the Dumpster. He's over at Pwn Castle claiming otherwise.
John: Fellate it, you diminutive and otherwise detestable person.
Stan: I had nothing to do with that. I keep this nonsense where it belongs, in the Dumpster.
Dan: LIES. I know FOR A FACT that you were using the Dave Martense sock in the Teddy Ruxpin troll.
Stan: Jake?
Kevin: He's not Jake. I AM. BWAHAHAHHA!!! LMFAO
John: Fellate it, you diminutive and otherwise detestable person.
Stan: :Gently golf clapping:
John: Fellate it, you diminutive and otherwise detestable person.
Stan: Don't listen to John, Mike. He's been mad ever since he was arrested for prostitution.
John: Fellate it, you diminutive and otherwise detestable person.
Mike: I think he's accusing you of being Jake.
Dan: Jake hasn't posted in the Dumpster since Marty called Lawrence's sick, dying grandmother and told her to shove a corncob up her ass.
Mike: He's crazy. We all know Stan is Emperor of the Dumpster. He's over at Pwn Castle claiming otherwise.
John: Fellate it, you diminutive and otherwise detestable person.
Stan: I had nothing to do with that. I keep this nonsense where it belongs, in the Dumpster.
Dan: LIES. I know FOR A FACT that you were using the Dave Martense sock in the Teddy Ruxpin troll.
Stan: Jake?
Kevin: He's not Jake. I AM. BWAHAHAHHA!!! LMFAO
John: Fellate it, you diminutive and otherwise detestable person.