Ugly people you'd fuck if you could

[Archibald Nixon]

I've actually got a substantial list, but the first mildly famous one that leaps to mind would have to be

Spoiler

Rachel Dratch. I know...can't even figure it out myself, but there it is.

 

[Consumer]

Shelley Duvall.

Maybe it's because I identify with Popeye...

 

['Gear]

Tilda Swinton. Top of my list. She's everything I don't look for in women and I can get enough of her hot, rowdy, deeply crazy, ugly, red-headed self.

I would not hurry.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eS5HEuy6at4/S7Un5_gHtfI/AAAAAAAAADw/qdgXKY0jjkw/s1600/Tilda+Swinton.jpg

 

['Gear]

 

[Loktar]

Lisa Lampanelli
Rhea Perlman

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Shelley Duvall.

Maybe it's because I identify with Popeye...

I think it's because this would be her "O" face:

 

[jack]

Kathleen Turner

 

[jack]

Joni Mitchell

 

[jack]

Hilary Clinton

 

[jack]

No, scratch that last one.

 

[jack]

tina turner

 

['Gear]

Lisa Lampanelli
Rhea Perlman

Are you sure you're cock is black enough to fuck LL? Good lord imagine the abuse you'd get from her. LOL

 

['Gear]

Kathleen Turner

And then Jack was eaten. We're sad to see him go and shocked to learn of the method of his demise.

 

[Loktar]

Are you sure you're cock is black enough to fuck LL? Good lord imagine the abuse you'd get from her. LOL

Nothing a black colored condom couldn't fix.

Spank me, Lisa Lampanelli.

*bends over*

 

[cowardlyloktar]

The ultimate black woman to fuck! Looks like she needs a good roll in the hay!

 

[cowardlyloktar]

Shelley Duvall.

Maybe it's because I identify with Popeye...

Ugh! Have you no pride, man?

 

[SuN]

Nick Cave.....

<3 <3

couldnt just post 1 pix

 

[cowardlyloktar]

Gear's wife!

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I can't think of any

 

[Yub]

What about when you jerk off?






I KEED I KEED