UK legalise sex with ducks

[CaptainWacky]

It's the start of a slippery slope that will inevitably lead to gay marriage.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FRANKIE AND RAZOR SHOULD BE SO HAPPY NOW!

 

[Loktar]

[YOUTUBE]UToAWHBVrk0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[headvoid]

Did you see the duck with a crossbow bolt through its head?

Obviously the work of geese.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Wow. So Mother fuck a duck is now okay? I never thought I'd see the day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck the goose churches.

 

[Cassie]

The Geese mafia has probably already identified all of us, prepare yourselves.

 

[curiousa2z]

*peeks in wearing a mask* I'M READY

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But who will pay the bill?

 

[Loktar]

Scrooge McDuck. Woohoo!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(BTW congratulations to Rylan and all the gays for getting marriage and biscuits or whatever they just got HOW DOES OZZY FEEL ABOUT IT?)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hundreds of geese in the field at the bottom of the street today. They've seen this thread...

 

[Cassie]

DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR BUM!

 

[CaptainWacky]

TOO LATE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUM ALERT! BUM ALERT ON THE PORT BOW!

 

[Cassie]

Wacky honks when he walks now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LUCKY I DON'T WALK.