Ulrika Johnson

[CaptainWacky]

ULLLLLLLLLLLR-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KAAAAAAAAAA

Okay, that's out of the way.

 

[whisky]

She looked old as hell in her video, I guess she piled on the slap for the house

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Thought the same.

I NEVER WANT TO GET OLD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The only Ulrika I know is Uli from Project Runway 3. She's a lovely, funny German lady from Miami who loves sex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHSbQOZo0Cg

So is this Ulrika a nice, fit lady?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well she's in her forties isn't she and she's had four kids by four different guys, so considering that It hought she looked okay when she went in.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She looked fine on her way in, but in her video she looked like someone had got one of those puzzles with the squares you move around and put her face on it.

And then shuffled all the pieces about.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not terrible, but she looks like she's been rode hard. Plus OOO ERR SHE LIKES 'EM YOUNG DON'T SHE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think she'll leave early because she'll play the "I'm the only sane, mature one here" card.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Someone's bound to. Somebody always leaves or gets booted off for breaking the rules.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's not done much. BUT THEN IT'S HARD TO TELL WITH NO FUCKDAMN LIVE FEED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Winner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WTF?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

GRRAGHJGJfrhdfkidaa

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This development has given me a bad bout of gas.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was a "protest vote" or something.

 

[whisky]

Against what, common sence?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Against men? I don't know. I just don't know.

 

[FBI parte due]

Against midgets.

 

[WillsZenith]

hmmm

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe all her ex-lovers voted.