Ultimate Battle #1!

[Buttons]

So who would win?

 

[Mentalist]

ME.

 

[Gagh]

Riker would bite the Wookie's bandolier off, and he would cry himself to a defeat at its loss.


Then Tom Riker would appear, and whack one off.

 

[Buttons]

But what of the CHuck Norris factor?

 

[Mentalist]

Riker without beard, reflected light from chin into Chewies eyes and in with the steel chair!

1-2-3!

 

[Buttons]

But it's Riker with Beard... Because Young riker lacks the fighting chops to even enter the ring@!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rikers don't tend to rip your arms off if they lose.

 

[Mentalist]

No, they have sex with your androgynes goat from Sargon VIII

 

[Buttons]

Below the Time arch thus allowing them to rewrite history?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Riker would sacrifice his twin brother slash transporter accident to the wookie in order to get behind for the "killing blow".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe they wouldn't fight because they're both goodies ever think of that?

 

[Dr Dave]

Chewbacca

 

[Buttons]

OBVIOUSLY THEY WOULD FIGHT because they want that hairy manbeast called Troi!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's like when all these people do thosse gay "WOLVEERINE VERSUS BATMAN!!!!!" threads but they'd probably just have a beer together.