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Ultimate Battle #2

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Ninja Kitten
Who'd win?
 
The pickles.
 
I'd say Darth Potato.. And I'll tell you why!



To be Darth is no easy feat. To be called Potato for your entire life is no easy feat.

Darth Potato clearly had a lot of anger. He would of massacred his family for calling him Potato and probably every single kid he went to school with. But to be tough enough to beat out all the other potential Darths wit cool names would of been a feat of insane power. Clearly the guy is unhinged and I look forward to the Fan-Film.


Darth Potato it is.
 
But it's Boba... The Fett. His backpack's got jets. He bounty hunts for Jabba Hutt to finance his vette.
 
He got punked by blind Han! Darth Potato wouldn't of had his ass fried by the saarlac and by ROTJ pussy Han!
 
He escaped teh fuckign SARLAC>
 
EU NON CANON!!!!;lkjd;lskf';kds
 
EU is Canon!
 
The true winner would be the Waddingtons Super Top Trumps card that somehow managed to avoid a Lucas Lawsuit - OBLIT FET!!!

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holy crap! He look sso life like!
 
If EU is canon then how come it contradicts stuff in the MOVIES?
 
Eu doesn't contradict the movies.
 
Force Ghosts.
 
And it contradicts them how? There are many ways to become one with the Force.
 
Because the EU has every Jedi and his dog turning into Force Ghosts. Since Qui-Gon taught the technique to Yoda who taught Obi-Wan I think it's safe to assume that the technique is not known and if it has been then it wouldn't be used EVERY time a Jedi dies like in the EU. It's not in the Holocrons or Yoda would have knon about it as well.

Hence the contradiction.
 
Except you have SIth Force spirits inhabiting trees, eh bitch? Apparently it is known by the Sith atleast...
 
The dark side lingers on Dagobah. They are more force shadows, aspects of the dark energy. Not sentient beings!
 
OBLIT FET DOES NOT NEED.
 
Except the particular force spirit which inhabited the tree near Yoda's hut and which Luke went under was a former Sith who fled from the Old Republic Jedi.
 
Wow, you're extrapolating a great deal from the movies, aren'tcha?
 
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