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Ultimate Battle #2

I'd say Darth Potato.. And I'll tell you why!



To be Darth is no easy feat. To be called Potato for your entire life is no easy feat.

Darth Potato clearly had a lot of anger. He would of massacred his family for calling him Potato and probably every single kid he went to school with. But to be tough enough to beat out all the other potential Darths wit cool names would of been a feat of insane power. Clearly the guy is unhinged and I look forward to the Fan-Film.


Darth Potato it is.
 
He got punked by blind Han! Darth Potato wouldn't of had his ass fried by the saarlac and by ROTJ pussy Han!
 
The true winner would be the Waddingtons Super Top Trumps card that somehow managed to avoid a Lucas Lawsuit - OBLIT FET!!!

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Because the EU has every Jedi and his dog turning into Force Ghosts. Since Qui-Gon taught the technique to Yoda who taught Obi-Wan I think it's safe to assume that the technique is not known and if it has been then it wouldn't be used EVERY time a Jedi dies like in the EU. It's not in the Holocrons or Yoda would have knon about it as well.

Hence the contradiction.
 
The dark side lingers on Dagobah. They are more force shadows, aspects of the dark energy. Not sentient beings!
 
Except the particular force spirit which inhabited the tree near Yoda's hut and which Luke went under was a former Sith who fled from the Old Republic Jedi.
 
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