CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I've never fantasy booked before but I think I've come up with the ULTIMATE fantasy booking idea and I have to share.
It starts at Armageddon during the Big Show/Kane versus Rey/Batista match. Rey is taken out by a mysterious masked man (JBL) and Batista is left alone against the two "monsters". He puts up a valiant fight but Show and Kane eventually destroy him and Batista has to be carried away on a stretcher. On RAW the next night Vince McMahon announces that Batista has been stripped of the title and their will be a major announcement on Friday's Smackdown. On SD, Vince clarifies that Batista will be out of action for at least 30 days (giving him time to recover from his real injury, the nature of which I cannot recall) so he's had NO CHOICE but to declare the title vacant. As the SD roster is so depleted he has also decided to CANCEL Smackdown! The entire SD roster come out, angry, but Vince admits that he was lying and he's not cancelling SD but rather MERGING it with RAW. That's right, the roster split is OVER. The RAW roster then runs out and has a massive brawl with the (now former) Smackdown superstars.
On RAW, Vince announces that the Elimination Chamber match at New Year's Revolution will now be for the UNDISPUTED WWE championship Randy Orton then asks to be added to the match and Vince agrees. The Elimination Chamber comes down to Cena and Orton...but the already eliminated Triple H re-enters the chamber and destroys them both with his sledgehammer. The next night, Vince announces that he's stripping Cena of his title for being unable to finish the chamber match and that the undisputed title will now be decided in the Royal Rumble match...and it will be a SIXTY man Royal Rumble.
That's right, sixty.
As this is for the undisputed title, (almost) the entire roster will be entered and, to make it seem extra special, 15 "guests". These will include the obvious (Mick Foley, Hulk Hogan, Piper) a few minor surprises (The Rock, Austin, Goldberg, free agent Chris Jericho) and some HUGE surprises (Bret Hart, Brock Lesnar) as well as Pro Wrestling NOAH's Kenta Kobashi, TNA's AJ Styles and Samoa Joe and former WCW champion David Arquette. Yes, I know this would NEVER happen, but that's why they call it "fantasy" booking.
Full list of Rumble competitors (guests listed first.)
1) Stone Cold Steve Austin
2) Mick Foley
3) Hulk Hogan
4) The Rock
5) Rowdy Roddy Piper
6) Bret "The Hitman" Hart
7) Chris Jericho
8) Bill Goldberg
9) Brock Lesnar
10) Kenta Kobashi
11) The Honky Tonk Man
12) AJ Styles
13) Samoa Joe
14) David Arquette
15) Joanie "Chyna" Laurer
16) Dave Batista
17) John Cena
18) Randy Orton
19) Triple H
20) Kurt Angle
21) Chris Benoit
22) Kane
23) The Big Show
24) Rey Mysterio
25) Edge
26) JBL
27) Booker T
28) Juvi
29) Joey Mercury
30) Johnny Nitro
31) Ric Flair
32) Chris Masters
33) Carlito
34) Shelton Benjamin
35) Shawn Michaels
36) Bobby Lashley
37) Super Crazy
38) Psicosis
39) Tervor Murdoch
40) Kid Kash
41) Chavo Guerrero
42) Viscera
43) Rosey
44) Jamal
45) The Boogey Man
46) Val Venis
47) William Regal
48) Paul Burchill
49) Paul London
50) Spanky
51) CM Punk - debuting
52) Rob Van Dam - returning
53) Orlando Jordan
54) Simon Dean
55) Gene Snitsky
56) Tyson Tomko
57) Davari
58) Road Warrior Animal
59) Heidenriech
60) Hardcore Holly
With two minute intervals between entrances. As the Rumble match could last over two hours, there will be very little else on the card: a qualyfing 14 man (or more) tag match between some jobbers who AREN'T in the Rumble (Scotty 2 Hotty, Stevie Richards, Matt Stryker, Heart Throbs, Dicks, any others I've forgot) and some who are in and a triple threat woman's title match between Trish, Mickie James and Victoria in which James wins the title by pinning Victoria causing further problems between the two divas. But, obviously, the show is all about the massive, 60 man, two hour Rumble match which will "most likely" set pay per view buy rate records for years to come.
Next Time: I book the entire match: order of entry and elimination and the winner! Maybe. LOL OMG.
It starts at Armageddon during the Big Show/Kane versus Rey/Batista match. Rey is taken out by a mysterious masked man (JBL) and Batista is left alone against the two "monsters". He puts up a valiant fight but Show and Kane eventually destroy him and Batista has to be carried away on a stretcher. On RAW the next night Vince McMahon announces that Batista has been stripped of the title and their will be a major announcement on Friday's Smackdown. On SD, Vince clarifies that Batista will be out of action for at least 30 days (giving him time to recover from his real injury, the nature of which I cannot recall) so he's had NO CHOICE but to declare the title vacant. As the SD roster is so depleted he has also decided to CANCEL Smackdown! The entire SD roster come out, angry, but Vince admits that he was lying and he's not cancelling SD but rather MERGING it with RAW. That's right, the roster split is OVER. The RAW roster then runs out and has a massive brawl with the (now former) Smackdown superstars.
On RAW, Vince announces that the Elimination Chamber match at New Year's Revolution will now be for the UNDISPUTED WWE championship Randy Orton then asks to be added to the match and Vince agrees. The Elimination Chamber comes down to Cena and Orton...but the already eliminated Triple H re-enters the chamber and destroys them both with his sledgehammer. The next night, Vince announces that he's stripping Cena of his title for being unable to finish the chamber match and that the undisputed title will now be decided in the Royal Rumble match...and it will be a SIXTY man Royal Rumble.
That's right, sixty.
As this is for the undisputed title, (almost) the entire roster will be entered and, to make it seem extra special, 15 "guests". These will include the obvious (Mick Foley, Hulk Hogan, Piper) a few minor surprises (The Rock, Austin, Goldberg, free agent Chris Jericho) and some HUGE surprises (Bret Hart, Brock Lesnar) as well as Pro Wrestling NOAH's Kenta Kobashi, TNA's AJ Styles and Samoa Joe and former WCW champion David Arquette. Yes, I know this would NEVER happen, but that's why they call it "fantasy" booking.
Full list of Rumble competitors (guests listed first.)
1) Stone Cold Steve Austin
2) Mick Foley
3) Hulk Hogan
4) The Rock
5) Rowdy Roddy Piper
6) Bret "The Hitman" Hart
7) Chris Jericho
8) Bill Goldberg
9) Brock Lesnar
10) Kenta Kobashi
11) The Honky Tonk Man
12) AJ Styles
13) Samoa Joe
14) David Arquette
15) Joanie "Chyna" Laurer
16) Dave Batista
17) John Cena
18) Randy Orton
19) Triple H
20) Kurt Angle
21) Chris Benoit
22) Kane
23) The Big Show
24) Rey Mysterio
25) Edge
26) JBL
27) Booker T
28) Juvi
29) Joey Mercury
30) Johnny Nitro
31) Ric Flair
32) Chris Masters
33) Carlito
34) Shelton Benjamin
35) Shawn Michaels
36) Bobby Lashley
37) Super Crazy
38) Psicosis
39) Tervor Murdoch
40) Kid Kash
41) Chavo Guerrero
42) Viscera
43) Rosey
44) Jamal
45) The Boogey Man
46) Val Venis
47) William Regal
48) Paul Burchill
49) Paul London
50) Spanky
51) CM Punk - debuting
52) Rob Van Dam - returning
53) Orlando Jordan
54) Simon Dean
55) Gene Snitsky
56) Tyson Tomko
57) Davari
58) Road Warrior Animal
59) Heidenriech
60) Hardcore Holly
With two minute intervals between entrances. As the Rumble match could last over two hours, there will be very little else on the card: a qualyfing 14 man (or more) tag match between some jobbers who AREN'T in the Rumble (Scotty 2 Hotty, Stevie Richards, Matt Stryker, Heart Throbs, Dicks, any others I've forgot) and some who are in and a triple threat woman's title match between Trish, Mickie James and Victoria in which James wins the title by pinning Victoria causing further problems between the two divas. But, obviously, the show is all about the massive, 60 man, two hour Rumble match which will "most likely" set pay per view buy rate records for years to come.
Next Time: I book the entire match: order of entry and elimination and the winner! Maybe. LOL OMG.