Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Vaginas

I Love Cunt

Watch It
funfact.jpg
 
And there it is: “What It Feels Like… To Have Two Vaginas.”
At first I was like, ‘Whatever - getting multiple vaginas happens every other weekend when you’re a scientist’ but I still glanced at it. Turns out the article isn’t about an orgy of unprotected sex with cocaine-fueled supermodels at all. The girl has two vaginas. First things first, I demanded Fernanda Tavares submit to an inspection. I don’t like being the last to know:
 
There is even a GShot that claims to amplify the fabled G spot of the vagina. Basically, the G (Grafenburg) spot is a point in the front wall of the vagina where the maximum sensory stimulation is present. By injecting human collagen at the point, the G-spot projects into the vagina by almost a couple of centimeters (it is claimed), and thus is more easily stimulated during intercourse. Testimonials in websites rave about orgasms arising out of bumpy car rides, intercourse be damned! It is claimed that 87% of women benefit from this!
All these procedures are of unproven benefit, unnecessary and have potential side effects, says the ACOG. The College has come out with an advisory release that says:
It is imperative that studies on these procedures be conducted and published in peer-reviewed publications so that the evidence and clinical outcomes can be reviewed. Until that time, the absence of data supporting the safety and efficacy of these procedures makes their recommendation untenable.
 
A new report by science claims wearing high heels promotes vaginas, reports ITTODBTBIA Wimmin's Groin Issues special reporter, Grount MacSpangles.

"This is great news for women and for vaginas," says Manilio Bollock, effeminate designer of two straps of leather and a heel, "I always thought the two straps of leather and a heel I sell for an astonishing amount of money to unsatisfied Western women were good for you, and now it's official. Girls, if you want a vagina, wear some shoes with heels."

Tony Humptydumpty, leader of the UK's leading anti-vagina Christian pressure group Down With Vaginas was sceptical when we asked him some questions over the phone:

"But do shoes with heels promote vaginas, do they? My wife has been wearing high heels for months and there's not a whisper of a vagina down there. Mind you, we are Christians and don't go in for that sort of dirty behaviour at all."

In related news, Gloria Hunniford has announced the retirement of her prize-winning vagina after twenty five years of slavish over-use.
 
This new research could revolutionize the life in your bedroom. The British weekly New Scientist has made a report on a new research published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine,

showing that the German gynecologist Ernst Graefenberg, in whose honor the G spot is named, might have been right six decades ago.

He was the first to describe a highly sensitive vaginal area that triggered powerful orgasms when stimulated. But this was followed by a vivid debate, as studies made by various researchers found nothing. In the new research, the author Emmanuele Jannini, of the University of L'Aquila, Italy, points that the G spot really exists, but not all the women possess it, explaining the contradictory results brought by various researches.

Jannini scanned with ultrasounds a vaginal area said to comprise the G spot in 9 women experiencing vaginal orgasms and 11 who stated they didn't. This tissue, described by all studies claiming the existence of a G spot, is found on the frontal vaginal wall right behind the urethra. In subjects that stated they had vaginal orgasms, this tissue was significantly thicker than in the case of those who did not experience vaginal orgasms.

"Women without any visible evidence of a G spot cannot have a vaginal orgasm. For the first time, it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a woman has a G spot or not," Jannini told New Scientist.

Still, some researchers doubt these results, pointing that what Jannini describes the G spot could be just a structure or the internal portion of the clitoris, which can greatly vary in size.

Others think that G spot could be possessed by all women, only that its sensitivity level can vary a lot. No matter the truth, there is still some hope.

"(Women missing vaginal orgasms) can still have a normal orgasm through stimulation of the clitoris," said Jannini.


http://news.softpedia.com/newsTag/vagina+

Vagina News. Cool.
 
Top