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Val Kimlers Dick

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Puttin on a little weight there arent we? :D
 
That's his stomach, not his dick, idiot.
 
Do dicks put on weight?
 
jack said:
Do dicks put on weight?

mine does, everytime I pwn a guttersnipe...... :bigass:
 
NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT
 
Batman's really let himself go.
 
His glove is still impressive, I bet.
 
No the fatter one gets the smaller it gets, I should know I peeped VKD last night.
 
Why is there a thread about Val Kimler's dick?

Wouldn't people care more about Val Kilmer's dick?
 
Zombie Superman said:
Wouldn't people care more about Val Kilmer's dick?

They probably would, if it was visible beneath that massive beer belly.
 
That shit is nasty.
 
Val's upper body looks sorta like William Shatner's face circa 1993, back when we used to call him "Oatmeal Face". A few nips and tucks here and there and hair implants solved The Shat's problem, so I propose the same for Val Kilmer's torso.
 
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