I want a pony.
Oh, goody. You're throwing Jack a surprise birthday party and we're all invited. I like to fly on Southwest and won't stay at anything less than a Hilton Express. I travel cheap. Be sure to accommodate us vegetarians foodwise too. My friend eats gluten free. Keep that in mind also.
What are you getting Jack for his 60th birthday present? Don't be cheap. This is an important milestone in a person's life.
$2000.