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Vap will be 60 years old this year

me neither but i can't imagine he has long left especially as his weight/height ratio means hes clinicaly morbidly obese
 
super morbidly fat. thats how he contracted diabetes

he tries to hide his massive belly under large girly blouses
 
Oh, goody. You're throwing Jack a surprise birthday party and we're all invited. I like to fly on Southwest and won't stay at anything less than a Hilton Express. I travel cheap. Be sure to accommodate us vegetarians foodwise too. My friend eats gluten free. Keep that in mind also.

What are you getting Jack for his 60th birthday present? Don't be cheap. This is an important milestone in a person's life.
 
Oh, goody. You're throwing Jack a surprise birthday party and we're all invited. I like to fly on Southwest and won't stay at anything less than a Hilton Express. I travel cheap. Be sure to accommodate us vegetarians foodwise too. My friend eats gluten free. Keep that in mind also.

What are you getting Jack for his 60th birthday present? Don't be cheap. This is an important milestone in a person's life.

I'm going to have to miss it. I'm on front desk that day.
 
Drat. If you can't make it then neither can the rest of "us" and I was so looking forward to chocolate cheesecake with hot fudge sauce and extra whipped cream.
 
Of the airlines I've been on the last few years I like Southwest best. Don't have to pay more for leg room, get 2 carry-ons and can check 2 bags for free. Fares are much less too. I like to spend my money on sightseeing so I'm cheap on transportation and hotel unless it is a cruise.
 
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