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VENOM IN SPIDER 3 IS GAAAAY

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Tyrant

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From what I've heard. FUCK ME, the Cartoons (*will link at your request) look and sound better than that shit.
 
I heard the Venom was awesome.

But that's coming from people who think that The Notebook is the best thing ever.
 
Cartoons

Cacophony said:
I heard the Venom was awesome.
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90's Cartoons set the standard, my friend.

Here is an example of VENOM in action: (IN CARTOONs, of course, I'm so silly)

(A clue as to how DERSHOCKA got his handle here ;) )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ5YERrmB24&mode=related&search=



Many people have complaints that the director of Spidey 3 caved into management and fan whinery about including Venom in the villain roster. Yet, he fucked up, completely. He whined like a bitch as to the "lack of humanity" when it came to Venom." He's a maniac. Stop being such an emo punk! He's supposed to be crazy!

(Quite gay)
 
No, venom was stupid in 3. Period. The only redeemable thing was Tophers sociopathy to begin with.
 
Christ, this fascination with comic books leads me to believe you are all nerds without lives. I should bet that every single one of you visits comic book conventions whilst wearing Spock ears and Federation garb. Two words people: GET LIVES!
 
^^^Right, you're the poster child for having a meaningful life.

Go fuck yourself, dick lick.
 
The Dork Lord said:
But what did YOU think of Venom, mr. eh...Venom?
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I thought Venom looked great and was given a nice new twist.

But the fucking movie just had too much going on. Should've either gotten rid of Sandman or Venom.

Oh, and Punisher: shut the fuck up.
 
Punisher said:
Venom's always been a pussy. No big fucking news there.
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This Venom is a fictional character you dumb piece of shit. He cannot be a 'pussy' because he is not real. Now get outside into the sun once in awhile. Surely mommy and daddy don't have you locked down in that basement!
 
You know Luci, I saw you looking at that thread for quite some time.

Couldn't come up with a good response?

It's ok, you can think a bit longer if you need to.
 
Wow.

Suggesting that comic nerds live in their parents' basements.

That's some original shit there, motherfucker.

You ought to copyright that shit.
 
Cacophony said:
You know Luci, I saw you looking at that thread for quite some time.

Couldn't come up with a good response?

It's ok, you can think a bit longer if you need to.
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You saw me looking at a thread for quite some time? Now tell me, who looks at a thread for such a long period of time, and why? Would my being present at two other sites and posting there have anything to do with it? Dumb little fuck aren't you? I barely spend time here because I would prefer to deal with others of greater intellect than those denizens of this wretched site. I come here mock people like yourself. Do not read into things you cannot understand, and refrain from assuming. That makes you look as you already are, dumber than a CAnadian log. Now run along. Go practise wearing women's brassieres in the vain hope that you may one day undergo a sex-change operation.

P.S. Rather telling about one's character when the one sits there and watches a screen for quite some time, watching the doings of another simply by looking at his name as you did. Can you say 'get a life' whilst looking in your bedroom mirror?
 
Yes we are.

As is The Dork Lord.

Let those who fear him, follow him.

Let those who oppose him die, for he is The Dork Lord, and THIS he commands!
 
Venom said:
Wow.

Suggesting that comic nerds live in their parents' basements.

That's some original shit there, motherfucker.

You ought to copyright that shit.
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Do calm yourself. It seems I strike a nerve much stronger than I had originally anticipated. I would ask that you learn to control your temper, lest you burst a vessel in your brain, or what is left of it. In short, please go read a comic book. It should soothe you.
 
I haven't lost my temper, dipshit.

I just think you're a dumbfuck.

You'll know if/when I lose my temper.

But you just don't rate enough of a presence to really even come close to somewhat pissing me off.

So no worries.
 
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