Vitamins

[Mirah]

You ever feel so good, you want to take vitamins?

 

[Mirah]

Like this one day, I was eating really really healthy, and actually I was eating healthy for the whole week, but it finally caught up with me one day and I felt SOOOOOOOO good.

In fact I felt soooooo goood that I was like, "Hey I should take vitamins!" "Then I would feel even better!"

So I did.

 

[Dr Dave]

No, never.

 

[Mirah]

Why? Wait! Does that mean you never felt good?
OMG DR DAVE I have to mail you some VITAMINS!
PRONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Mail me some pictures of ducks instead.

 

[Mirah]

WHAT?! OMG. I was so set to mail you a vitamin or two just now
and you ask for DUCKS?! WTF?!?!?!??! Why would you want a duck instead?!
How am I going to mail a duck?! And if vitamin meant something else to me
what does duck mean to you?
OMG
I'm going to have to go to bed now
cry my eyes out
wash my brain out with soap
I suddenly don't feel so good now
where are my vitamins?

Just kidding I feel fine.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't mail me an actual duck!

 

[Mirah]

Oh wait, yeah I just saw that.
Now I feel like a total dumb ass!
Stupid stupid stupid Me!
How could I be so stupid?!
OMG!

 

[Dr Dave]

You're not stupid.

 

[Mirah]

I was just doing Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live.
I mean
I wasn't doing him!
I was
omg stupid stupid
how can I be so stupid

 

[Loktar]

You ever feel so good, you want to take vitamins?

Yes. I love those Flinstone vitamins. I could eat a whole bottle like they were candy.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was just doing Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live.
I mean
I wasn't doing him!
I was
omg stupid stupid
how can I be so stupid

Necrophilia is bad m'kay.

 

[Mirah]

Ew. Do not turn my feel good thread into a feel good dead.

 

[Dr Dave]

You started it.

 

[Mirah]

*I just landed on the coffee table and broke it*

 

[Dr Dave]

"Living in a van...Down by the river!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler took vitamins and look how he turned out.

 

[Loktar]

Hitler took vitamins and look how he turned out.

With a nice shiny, tiny moustache?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HIS BALLS WERE SO HEALTHY THEY TURNED INTO ONE BIG BALL.

I miss chewable vitamins. Also children's aspirin. I drink Alabama Slammers because they taste like orange children's aspirin.

 

[JackSwallows]

Flintstones taste better than gummy bears, the damn things are dangerous. But as a rule I don't want to take any pills unless I'm dying.