VKD's Hairless Butt

[eloisel]

Woo hoo and congratulations on having such a muscular, firm, round, and completely devoid of hair buttocks.

And, thanks for wishing me such sweet dreams!

However, a hiney that bald should be doing some sexy dancing somewhere. Where are you performing these days?

Also, I'm not really attracted to butts. I figure if what I'm seeing is their butt then we're doing something wrong. I'm attracted to the upper torso - muscular chest, arms - and I kinda like some manly chest hair. If he's got a deep, sexy voice too, well, ....

Anyway, what kind of upper body do you claim to have?

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

 

[Ilyanna]

^Did you apply a year's supply of Preparation H before taking the pic, OO?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

A little too cut up.

 

[eloisel]

So, we now have a head/face, an upper torso, full frontal nudity, and very tight butt cheeks. What about from the knee down? Got anything going on down there?

 

[jack]

Woo hoo and congratulations on having such a muscular, firm, round, and completely devoid of hair buttocks.

And, thanks for wishing me such sweet dreams!

However, a hiney that bald should be doing some sexy dancing somewhere. Where are you performing these days?

Also, I'm not really attracted to butts. I figure if what I'm seeing is their butt then we're doing something wrong. I'm attracted to the upper torso - muscular chest, arms - and I kinda like some manly chest hair. If he's got a deep, sexy voice too, well, ....

Anyway, what kind of upper body do you claim to have?

My gramma used to say "hiney". Shes been dead for a lot of years.

I think you're lying about a lot of things, Gay.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

So, we now have a head/face, an upper torso, full frontal nudity, and very tight butt cheeks. What about from the knee down? Got anything going on down there?

 

[eloisel]

Well, very interesting. You have hobbit feet! Did all the hair from your chest migrate down to your feet?

 

[jack]

You suck as a person, Eloisel.

 

[eloisel]

Hopefully I'll find some time this weekend to put all the pieces of you into a comprehensive likeness of you. Something tells me you are going to be rather unique and unusual looking.

 

[jack]

HAHAHAHAHAA reposting the same post over just PROVES how you suck as a person, Eloisel.

You really do suck as a person Eloisel. Very sad, because you used to be at least tolerable. Now you just suck.