Volpone

[Mirah]

Volpone
Wall Phone
Phone Vol Vault
A Phone
Wall phone Pole Vault
Glutiousmaximus
Vol Walter Voluptuous
Vol, Volex Vex Sex
Roll Call
Pone
Pwn
Own
Stone
Stonewear
Where
Blair
Share
Fucking Fuck Fuck

 

[Yub]

Once, I had a seashell.
It was pretty and light blue, rough on the top and smooth on the other side.
I carried it for luck, because carrying something pretty inspired confidence and strength within.

Over time, I forgot to carry it around.
First one day, which I cursed.
Then the next, which I didn't mind so much. I knew where it was.
Then the next, which I was so busy, I barely thought twice.

It sat on the dresser top, slowly being covered in the strata of other found things, old bits of paper and dead insects. I buried it, the pretty thing, with no mourning.

 

[Loktar]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried his bibble in a bucket
Nice fellow, I wonder if Gagh knows him?

The End.

 

[Kitty]

That IS Gagh!

 

[Loktar]

That IS Gagh!

Gagh lives in Nantucket? I thought he lived in England.

 

[Kitty]

So, youve decided hes too impoverished to afford two homes. Bastard.

 

[Loktar]

So, youve decided hes too impoverished to afford two homes. Bastard.

Indeed not. I bet a tax man could easily afford two homes. Especially if he knows all the tax loopholes.

 

[Dark Pickle]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried his bibble in a bucket
Nice fellow, I wonder if Gagh knows him?

The End.

Does the bibble ever dribble from the bucket?
And if so, does he just say "Fuck it!"?

 

[Mirah]

I bet Volpone things this is a you tag thread.

 

[Loktar]

Does the bibble ever dribble from the bucket?
And if so, does he just say "Fuck it!"?

No. and No.

He says I got to go Fuck "it" right before he sexes his big fat hairy ugly troll wife.

(The man from Nantucket, not Gagh)

 

[Conchaga]

Where's gagh? He's been mysteriously absent lately.