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Wacky meltdown coming soon

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Just warning you all.
 
OK.
 
*prepares*
 
:pie::ham::apopcorn::pop2:

*prepared*
 
So soon after the "NEED TO TALK TO MENTY OR I'LL PUT A CAT IN A BIN!!!!" thread?
 
Don't put a cat in a bin.
 
I'll make a note of it in my log.
 
[Bubble] I shall endeavour to transcribe it on my pad, photocopy it, and file it for future reference. NO NO, NO-NO NO NO, NO-NO NO NO, NO-NO THERE'S NO LIMIT-- [/Bubble]
 
Don't put a cat in a bin.

Why would anybody do that? I mean, why? Why? What possible reason could someone have to put a cat in a bin? Why? Why? Whhhyyy?! But really, why? Why would anybody do that? Why?
 
I'll have one soon too SINCE I'M OFFICIALLY OFF MY MEDS FUCKING INSURANCE COMPANY TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T TAKE FOR WHATEVER REASONS ASSHOLE DICKHEADS
 
I ALREADY MELTED.

Dear Wacky, we'll rebuild you. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man.
 
I'll have one soon too SINCE I'M OFFICIALLY OFF MY MEDS FUCKING INSURANCE COMPANY TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T TAKE FOR WHATEVER REASONS ASSHOLE DICKHEADS
Well, it might help if you get that meltdown in the office of the fucking insurance company's owner. Just a suggestion...
 
Yeah, but I don't want to go to jail. On the other hand, I could claim insanity.
 
Just shout "THEY TOOK MY MEDS RIGHT OUTTA MY HANDS"
 
Why would anybody do that? I mean, why? Why? What possible reason could someone have to put a cat in a bin? Why? Why? Whhhyyy?! But really, why? Why would anybody do that? Why?

I do not know of a good reason.
 
PLEASE DOJ'T GET MAD VCAPTAIN WACH YHT ERE IS TOO MNCU PDEACE AND LOVE LOVE AND PEACRE AND HUGGING AND LVOE AND PEACE IN THE WORLD TO GO ROUND WATCG GONN A DO THWNW EHN THIS BVLUE PETER BLANKEYTY BLANNK CHEQYU EP POEN AND BOOK RUN WILD ON YOU CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKHA OMG HE KICKED OUT OFNDE TH BY HOSS HE'S A GOVERNMENT MULE ITU F IF YOU SMELELLALALALALAA WHAT JOHN CRAVEN IS COOKING.
 
PLEASE DOJ'T GET MAD VCAPTAIN WACH YHT ERE IS TOO MNCU PDEACE AND LOVE LOVE AND PEACRE AND HUGGING AND LVOE AND PEACE IN THE WORLD TO GO ROUND WATCG GONN A DO THWNW EHN THIS BVLUE PETER BLANKEYTY BLANNK CHEQYU EP POEN AND BOOK RUN WILD ON YOU CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKHA OMG HE KICKED OUT OFNDE TH BY HOSS HE'S A GOVERNMENT MULE ITU F IF YOU SMELELLALALALALAA WHAT JOHN CRAVEN IS COOKING.

What he said except ignore it, freak out and kill everyone and make sure u put that cunt of a cat in the bin.
 
Yeah, but I don't want to go to jail. On the other hand, I could claim insanity.
Well, you'd get your meds in both scenarios, so it's a win-win.
 
Everyone in the world has a gay chip planted in them. Some may never say the secret words to activate it BUT IT'S THERE CHANDLER. OOOH YEAH IT'S THERE.
 
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