Waiting for UPS time is the slowest time

[Ishcabittle]

Ever.

No exceptions.

I look at the clock. 6:47.

I do the dishes. Sweep, vaccum and mop the floor. Clean out the catshit box. Make the bed. Do some laundry. Eat a bowl of cereal and take a quick nap.

I look at the clock. 6:50.

Fuck.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting, and waiting.

 

[Ishcabittle]

And you can't leave, you can't listen to the radio (lest you miss the doorbell), you can't have a wank, you can't take a shower (or a shit for that matter) and you certainly can't walk the dog.

I just want my package. Ho hum.