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Was Dalen Quaice Crusher's Sugar Daddy?

SURELY creating static warp bubbles where your fantasies become realities somehow (how the FUCK did that work anyway?) would be like doing drugs for 24th century FOLKS?
 
Apparently the universe becomes as big as your head, which would make you Tom Cruise since his head is about as big as the....universe...

The last time I found him appealing was in Risky Business. Some of you weren't even born yet. That's how bad he's sunk...
 
But Tom Cruise played Sonya Gomez, the female engineer who spilled coffee on LaForge's BLACK COCK.
 
He was also Benzite #2 in that DS9 episode where Sisko did Kassidy Yates up the arse with the Grand Negus' staff.
 
He was also Janeway's older brother Hitler in the episode "Janeway's older brother Hitler" and he did dlstyk aeylrdhf8 dsflh sd fhon Wesley!
 
I liked the bit when Paris and Janeway turned into hot naked Warp 10 Lizards, and had frequent hot naked Warp 10 Lizard sex.
 
THe bhest Voyager was the onere wherey they got home and all the Maquis were sent to jail fro being tratorist
 
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