Was Gunther a sex pest?

[CaptainWacky]

Did he used to go into work early, masturbate into Rachel's apron, then smile for the rest of the day as she walked around with the "mystery stain"? I feel like he did.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He took 10 years of stray hair collections and fashioned a voodoo doll. When she decided to move to France, he did a spell which caused her to change her mind, it wasn't Ross who convinced her.

But, over the years, Ross' hair got mixed in with Rachel's, so he was part of the voodoo doll too, and that's why she ran to him instead of Gunther.

I would imagine Gunther took them both out in a murder-suicide thing. But we'll never know with no reunion EH?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He used to hang coffee mugs on his erect cock and then wait for the young waitresses to walk in, terrifying them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

After he bought Rachel's exotic bald cat, he had it dafanged and declawed and regularly used several of its openings as sex receptables.

He named it the sign language expression Ross and Monica use to say "fuck you" to each other.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He murdered Ursila but she wasn't mentioned after season 3 so no one ever noticed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He also bumped off the Italian boyfriend (season 1) and made death-threat calls to Ross' Asian girlfriend.

But he left Joey's girlfriend who hit him too hard alone. He liked to watch the hitting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The deleted post in this thread was an image of Gunther's anus.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Gunther kind of looks like the kind of person whose face resembles his anus. OH SNAP.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gunther banned Carole and Susan from Central Perk because he believed lesbians were able to sense his true nature.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did Phoebe's grandmother die a natural death, a human death? Or was Gunther a part of The Trio (before Andrew came along)?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't even want to get into what he did with the chick and the duck...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A lot of the disgusting things he did are actually legal in his ancestral Holland.

Gunther once played a character named "Blake" on the soap All My Children, whom he said was killed off by dying in an avalanche, living proof Joey's part as Dr. Drake Ramore in Days of Our Lives is no guarantee for a long-term acting career. (IMDb)

I don't remember that part - now I'll have to find that episode. It's probably from when Joey worked at the coffee shop.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course the real reason he was killed off from All My Children was because of of all those MISSING children...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

All those little Tyler heirs that never saw their place in the line of succession.

Probably a few Martin bastards too.

BUT DID HE DO ERICA???

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ugly Naked Guy was Gunther in a fatsuit, exposing himself to Rachel all day.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The day Rachel first walked into Central Perk in her wedding gown, Gunther had 9 spontaneous orgasms behind the counter.

 

[whisky]

I thought his capachinos looked frothy.

 

[Cassie]

WAS ROSS A KARDASHIAN?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ross was a Cardassian after Gunther glued a spoon to his forehead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ross will be playing Robert Kardashian in some movie sometime. GLAD HE GOT A JOB FINALLY.

Gunther probably had him blacklisted in Hollywood for the past 10 years...