WATCH THIS, CASSIE

[CaptainWacky]

[YOUTUBEHD]Uj2kQYk5pnM[/YOUTUBEHD]

 

[Cassie]

All relationship problems should be solved like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They literally deserved it for eating in such an annoying way.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like Cassie's way better. You don't have to stuff the whole body into a mason jar.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But what if Cassie's in a relationship with another woman?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Then she'd be ELLEN?

 

[Cassie]

OVARIES IN JARS?

 

[headvoid]

I am adjusting my eating habits following this revelation.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^Where does Gillian Jacobs rank on your list now?

 

[The Tomtrek]

DON'T CHANGE FOR ANYONE, HEADVOID.

 

[headvoid]

KATE WINSLET IS STILL QUEEN OF MY HEART

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Kelly Brook?