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Watched Sin City

I got the extended version on R1 for Xmas. I'm waiting for the right time to watch it, but yes - it was indeed fucking awesome.
 
Sounded a bit like one of my reviews. But yeah, it was fucking awesome!

Elijah rocked with his no lines. The whole movie was pretty damn good though, it could of been a disaster with the style of film making. Not surprising that Tarantino was the guest director who shot a few key scenes seeing as the movie was a lovely gore fest.
 
But Elijah was the best. Because it's Elijah. And Elijah Rules.


Mickey Rourke was also a stand out for the movie and Alba was fucking HAWT.
 
Tourniquet. Thats a sexy word and they were tied round elijah bloody stumps that were once called legs. Which is sexy.
 
Clive Owen's story was the weakest but really that was good too with the talking head and the sword girl and shit.
 
I like Clive Owen but I agree. His accent sounds fake to me even though that is how he actually speaks, it distracts me. Almost as much as when he told Natalie Portman to show him her cunt in Closer.





And she did.
 
I've decided that my new lifes mission is to procure this:

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