Ways to Kill: Jane Eyre

[Punisher]

Little slut.

Here's mine: 9 mm round to the head.

Thoughts?

 

[Gonad]

The following methods have hencefar proved unsuccessful:

bludgeoning
exposure
tuberculosis
malnutrition

 

[Punisher]

Hmm...she might have some kind of extraordinary training regimen.

RPG to the gut should do the trick.

 

[Gonad]

What is an RPG?

And I speculate that she also survived either a 19th century miscarriage or a 19th century homemade abortion.

 

[starguard]

What is an RPG?

And I speculate that she also survived either a 19th century miscarriage or a 19th century homemade abortion.

RPG = Rocket Propelled Grenade


You could squeeze her head till it popped like a zit

 

[Cranky Bastard]

What was wrong with Jane? She was a dirty slut.

 

[Wisdom]

Meat grinder

 

[jack]

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