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Ways To Kill: Superman

Punisher

Punisher

I've got a bullet for you
Alright, I don't mean that pussy that posts here. I'm talking about the fictional character and in a fictional context.

How do you kill Superman?

Here's my take: you wait 'til the fucker's in a fist fight with a monster or some shit. You know, he's distracted.

Then you put a kryptonite round through his skull from afar. He falls to the ground and bleeds his alien blood out.

Any one else?
 
What the fuck, I don't know. I guess so.

But my way is fast, elegant, and efficient.

Fuck radiation. That would require too much time and preparation and shit.
 
No because, it's the radiation that weakens him and additionally he'd hear the bullet coming and quickly move to the side letting said monster take the round.

If I wanted to kill Superman, and I often think about this while on the throne, I'd lure him to a solar system far removed from any yellow sun... except I'd develop a limited nuclear reaction that temporarily turns a star yellow... get him to a planet on that system, then reverse the reaction so that he's trapped there.

Then I'd kill him and sodomize him and send phone pics to Lois Lane.
 
I like what I'm reading here. Ugly's is my favorite so far, though a little out of my range of doing.
 
Lock him in a cryptonite sealed room, and force him to watch constant non-stop re-runs of the Jerry Springer show. That would be enough to kill ANYBODY!!
 
Punisher said:
I like what I'm reading here. Ugly's is my favorite so far, though a little out of my range of doing.
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Easier version: Get some Lois Lane look-alike to seduce him and eventually bring him to a special jacuzzi, over which you've installed a bunch of sun lamps tinted red. Once he's nekkid and about to slide into home plate, flick on the red-sun lamps, then bust in with three ex-cons to rape & drown his ass.

Fuckin' aliens. :twisted:
 
Well Luthor stabbed him with a Kryptonite dagger in Superman Returns. Couldn't he have just slit his throat with it or something? Stabbed him in the heart? Instead of just stabbing him and kicking him into the ocean.
 
You could shrink down to atom size, and sneak into his brain from an eye socket. Then once inside you could set a kryptonite bomb to grow back to regular size after you make your escape. Yes, I did steal that idea, sorta.
 
Archibald Nixon said:
Easier version: Get some Lois Lane look-alike to seduce him and eventually bring him to a special jacuzzi, over which you've installed a bunch of sun lamps tinted red. Once he's nekkid and about to slide into home plate, flick on the red-sun lamps, then bust in with three ex-cons to rape & drown his ass.

Fuckin' aliens. :twisted:
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Damn man sounds like you had a gay nightmare after watching Superman 2 and Oz
 
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