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Wednesday Big Brother rankings

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Gerry - Gerry and Brian are interchangable at the top but I'll put Gerry here because of Brian's anti-intellectualism.

2) Brian - "Yoghurt top!"

3) Chanelle - Surprise rise in the rankings because she's been funny for the last few days and has handled Charely well. Now if she'd only end the Ziggy relationship once and for all...

4) Sam - My favourite twin who I suspect has HIDDEN DEPTHS. But maybe not. Cute though.

5) Liam - Hasn't done much lately but he's still a solid tree-lover.

6) Amanda - She should give Brian some love.

7) Ziggy - Liplessly speaks in nothing but "you know"s and half completed sentences.

8) Nicky - You know I don't think she's THAT bad, she doesn't really deserve to be hated and she isn't really as sneaky and bitchy as the others make out, she just has a horrible grating voice and a face like a slapped-arse most of the time.

9) Carole - She's a monster.

10) Tracey- Flying under the radar.

11) Freddie, Gerry's monkey.

12) Bettsy, Chanelle's rabbit.

13) Nicky's dinosaur.

14) The Sam teddy bear.

15) The Amanda teddy bear.

16) Charely - Scum.
 
Gerry - I like him more day by day. Glad he's finally standing up to Charles(it's a bloke!). I can see how the other housemates find his monologues about history a bit dull, but if I was there with him I'd try to learn something instead of bitching about it.

Brian - Felt sorry for him when he had the Charlie argument, glad he's not friends with her now and that he regrets nominating Gerry.

Chanelle - Continues to amuse and make insightful diary room comments, but her tantrums let her down.

Sam - Yes.

Liam - One of the few who can tell Charley's lying about being liked. Kudos.

Amanda - Needs some piccalilli, it's lovely.

Ziggy - For someone who doesn't want people to get the wrong impression about him, he's not very good at communicating.

Nicky - Did okay in her standup routine thing, but gets marked down for her continued anti-man comments that don't even make any sense.

Carole - I thought she'd explode when she was told she couldn't tidy up.

Tracey - Getting more annoying all the time. Very smug.

Freddie, Gerry's monkey - I'll join the fan club, he's cute.

Bettsy, Chanelle's rabbit
The Sam teddy bear
The Amanda teddy bear - Now, one of these has been next to Liam's cock, one next to Ziggy's cock and one next to Brian's. I hope they were cleaned before being given back to the owner.



Charely - Her attempts to freak the others out by claiming she's seen and heard hatred towards them outside is quite cunning, but she's overdoing it. It also doesn't help that the only animosity the housemates have heard from the outside world has been "get Charley out" on multiple occasions.
 
No one's buying it anymore. Brian's supposed to be the thickest one in there and he can see right through her lies.
 
I don't mind people being thick (well, I do a bit) just the thick ones who call anyone who can string a sentence together "boring, dictionary fuckers!"
 
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