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Wednesday Big Brother rankings

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Gerry - AWW, LOOK AT THAT SINGLE TEAR ROLLING DOWN HIS CHEEK.

2) Brian - Nominates Gerry AGAIN for "not talking about cider" and will never be number one as long as he continues to do so.

3) Sam - I don't want to sound like one of those DS conspiracy guys, but the twins DO get a raw deal in the highlights. If you watch the Live Feed (I DO) they're a lot more involved in the house and have an ongoing struggle against the evil of Carole which is never featured on the HL show.

4) Amanda - SEE ABOVE but Sam is slightly less thick so I prefer her.

5) Liam - Usually makes sense, sometimes funny.

6) Chanelle - On the one hand she is often VERY funny (like when BB said there will be five special guests at the part and she said "Spice Girls!?" as if it was even a possibility) and I like that she's standing up to Charley, but on the other hand her Nikki impressions have to END and I'm sure I'm not going to like the big tantrum when I see it tonight.

7) Ziggy - I actually felt a bit emotional when he was saying goodbye to his dog.

8) Charley - Played out.

9) Tracey - Zzzzzzzz.

10) Carole - Hate her. She just needs to shut the fuck up, the big self rightseous, judgemental, control freak fuckwhistle.
 
Chanelle - Did she really walk?

Carole - Backstabber or friendly mother figure? She went in the shower naked with Ziggy and even washed Ziggy's back...then one day later she nominates him for eviction. Wicked woman she is.

Liam - Cruising.

Charley - Boring.

Amanda - Cute.

Sam - Not as cute.

Ziggy - Very friendly guy and I love his dog.

Tracey - Unusual raver with a bad attitude.

Gerry - Too ghey sometimes, at other times he comes us with some of the best lines in the diary room.

Brian - Interesting bloke.
 
Gerry - Still my favourite, though sometimes he really does need to self-censor his monologues.

Brian - Last week he said he regretted nominating Gerry, then he goes and does it again!

Sam - They should've shown her defending Amanda from Carole's complaints.

Amanda - SEE ABOVE

Liam - Makes a change from the usual idiots in that he can actually see what's going on around him. And he knows four types of cloud.

Chanelle - I'm annoyed that she let herself down so much with the violin thing, but her playing of it made up for the whole thing just a little bit.

Ziggy - Well, I don't want people to misinterpret.. you know.. so, um.. well you know what I mean.

Charley - We've heard everything she has to say now and most of it is catchphrases. Her most annoying habit is shouting "Big Bruvvaaa!" at the end of a sentence, as though she was talking to the production team rather than whoever it is she's arguing with. E.g, "OMG, best lookin I don't fink so? Um, Big Bruvva! Hello!"

Tracey - Ziggy really took a bullet today by kissing her.

Carole - Fancies Ziggy. Resents the fact that he'll never be interested in her.
 
I realised there was something wrong when I couldn't think of anything to say about Amanda. She's not highlighted enough.
 
Good summaries. I would happily shoot them all if I could get away with it though.

(I don't think i would do that, but I might piss in all their coffees if I could have half a chance)
 
Yes, as long as it does not affect production of the tears!

THE TEARS MUST FLOW!

HE WHO CONTROLS THE TEARS CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!
 
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