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Wednesday Big Brother rankings

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Kara-Louise - She's just trying to act like the others by playfully teasing Ziggy. Okay, she's not very good at it, but there was no need to be such dicks about it. If the twins had been doing the "Goldilocks" thing nobody would have cared. They've never accepted her, never given her a chance. The likes of Liam and Tracey already decided she was going to be a "snob" as soon as they heard her accent, even though I've seen no snobbery from her. A lovely, sweet girl who I hope is cheered when she leaves.

2) Jonty - A bit too quiet but very astute. He figured out that Brian doesn't like him (Brian doesn't like that there's an other eccentric character in the house so he called Jonty "insane") and that Liam would nom him and Kara for being new. If Kara goes (which she will) then I'll fully support Jonty to win next week (which he won't.)

3) Twins - I wouldn't mind too much if they won, at least they're not dicks. Didn't like them nomming Kara for being "mature" again. That should not be accepted as a reason.

4) Ziggy - Mister Hotshot Goldilocks, as he will now forever be known, does have good pointes: he's not as much of a dick as Liam and Brian and can come out with some funny lines. It was also good the way he stood up to Carole over the shopping, but then he spoiled that by not nominating her. And he proved to be a humourless twonk over the "Goldilocks" thing. I remember he didn't like it when Chanelle called him Pat Sharpe either. Someone can't laught at themself...

5) Brian - Not just annoying me now, I actually dislike him. The final straw was yesterday when him and Liam and Ziggy were bitching about Kara and Liam said she might be able to hear them and Brian said "yeah, BOTHERED!" in a really arrogant tosspot way, as if her feelings don't matter, just to impress the "bigger boys". What a twonk. Also his nominations of Jonty and Kara (him for talking about Bruce Forsyth, her for getting a nicer pizza than him!) were pathetic and he gave the real reason at the end: he doesn't think they deserve to be in the final because they came in late. Well guess what you div, you came in on day seventeen! I'm glad he's no longer the favourite to win. Oh, I forgot to go over his pathetic rant about "posh people" but it pretty much speak for itself.

6) Liam - Fat, nasty, shady prick who can't look at the camera when he's nominating and is still going to finish third by default just becaue he's a "canny lad" whatever the fuck that is. THIS COUNTRY.

7) Tracey - Can't wait for Miss No Personality to be evicted on Friday. Has as big a chip on her shoulder as Brian does, a complete inverted snob who's close-minded about anyone a bit different. Ironic given what a freak she is. Pathetic the way she went for Gerry about his age. Pathetic the way she claimed Kara doesn't know Ziggy well enough to "rip into him" (she only called him Goldilocks!) Pathetic woman.

8) Carole - May have surpassed Craig from Big Brother six as my most hated housemate ever.

I shoud note that the top two are the only ones I'd like to be friends with in real life. What a sorry lot!
 
1) Liam - I still think he is the most real

2) The twins, they are also fairly real, and one of them appears to be turning into a young Drew Barrymore, although not the ET one, thats too young

3) JOnty - I wouldnt mind him finishing 3rd, now hes tamed down his initial wacky antics

4) Kara - the hair still freaks me out, but shes nicer than the people to follow

5) Ziggy - I... um,,.. uff,... well,....you know,... he cant string a sentance together, and when he does manage, its usually two faced

6) Brian - showing his true colours and I dont mean black, hes a nasty peice of work hiding behind a thick harmless persona

7) Tracey - mean spirited man hating, Pete in drag, twat

8 ) Carole - throws a wobbler about cheese on teh floor, then happily grates her feet all over the place.
 
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