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Wednesday Big Brother update

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Amanda: Very cute in the hot dog task. Hasn't put a foot wrong so far, a very possible winner.

Brian: Oh, he's acting all right. The dumb "what?" when Big Brother told him he had to take a quiz was the proof. And I didn't like his stupid reasons for nominating Gerry ("he uses big words!") when he could have nominated CHARLEY FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Still funny though.

Carole: Towel towel towel towel towel food food food food food.

Chanelle: Zzzzzzzzzz...

Charley: She's just EVIL, okay? It's not "great entertainment" she's not a "genius housemate" she's just a thoroughly unpleasant little madam who needs to fuck off home.

Gerry: I think the low intelligence of the other housemates has gotten him down, he's been a bit dreary lately.

Jonathan: They should let him come back, if he wants to. He made some good one-liners.

Laura: Big, boring, judgemental jabba.

Liam: Didn't like it when all the guys but Gerry were in the Diary Room and Carole or someone asked why Gerry wasn't there and he said "it's only for..." then stopped himself before saying something homophobic. HOWEVER, he totally pwned Charley in an argument on the Live Feed last night.

Nicky: I'M SORRY, BUT...

Sam: I felt bad for her when Amanda was doing the task and getting all the attention. I'd give Sam some attention. Some SEXY attention! Then get kicked out.

Tracey: So many shitt, boring wastes of space this year.

Ziggy: I think his time's about up, his good manners mask is gone, he can be a big shitty to Chanelle (who is an immature brat, to be fair, but no one forced him to get in bed with her) and he has leathery skin.
 
They still havent marked Johnothan down as walked on the BB main page yet, so maybe he will be allowed back after the funeral.

Yeah I noticed the Liam bit, I think he was going to say Men.

He's still favourite to win according to the bookies, so 200,000 for him.
 
Decent update. I will only add:

I hate Charley. I hate her even more when she tries to act like Nikki Grahame in the Diary Room.

It's pretty fucked up that Gerry was the only dude who was not invited to share the booze with the guys in the Diary Room.

Ziggy is making a big mistake by being a twat to Chanelle in order to save face in front of the other boys. They call Chanelle The Missus. And Ziggy gets annoyed when he hears that word and acts like a mean bastard to Chanelle who doesn't deserve any of it.

Laura is a "beached whale" according to Liam.

Jonathan is an indecisive individual.

Gerry is too smart for this group but is making the best of it.

The Twins are perfect.

Liam might win it all.
 
I liked it when Liam argued with Charley in tonight's ep(same one you mentioned from the live feed?), but generally he's not interesting.

I'm glad they've stopped focusing on Carole and Nicky's obsession with food and stuff that has been hung up and later used. That was tiresome.

Charley's a cow, but I'm tellin you now, yeah, it would actually be boring without her.
 
I watched my first whole episode last night

Liam is doing well because he seems to be more natural. I guess that happens when you've got £100K in the bag.

Chanelle is even more annoying to me because she is from Leeds and I hear that dumb accent to much already. I don't mind Ziggy because it's interesting that he wants to dump her BIGTIME! but can't do it in the house. He is gagging for her to be booted. He is a prat though for jumping into the vaous tarts pants.

Gerry is interesting, I like him and he is fun

Charley is all show and I think she'll always be kept in for drama, Brian is not dumb, but he's not clever enough to keep up the dumb act so it's slipping. The others are instantly forgettable.
 
Charley, Nicky and the awful Tracey had a marathon bitching sessions about the twins last night. I wanted to go in there and punch them on the fannies.
 
Well only about 8 seconds of the bitching made the highlights but they were gonig on for an hour on the live feed.
 
Made me laugh. :D Just goes to show, if everyone leaves when you enter a room, they were probably talking about you.
 
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