Weird shit on the Craigslist Free section, or your local equivalent

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Anyone ever look over this stuff? I found a few gems today.

https://lawrence.craigslist.org/zip/d/lawrence-free-desk-chair-with-broken/7275196515.html

https://ksu.craigslist.org/zip/d/wamego-free-aspirin-coupons/7275381308.html

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought the desk had a toilet built into it, that would be convenient!

 

[Mirah]

I couldn't find the free section on craigslist. So I went to fb to see what I could find and the only thing I saw for free was "Free River Rocks!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aren't they always free?

 

[The Question]

Commute in style:

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/zip/d/phoenix-free-custom-drift-trike/7296855185.html

In case you get peckish while drifting your motorized tricycle, why not bring a light snack:

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/zip/d/phoenix-goldfish-free-gold-fish/7296605220.html

 

[Mirah]

Seriously. Maybe someone had too many of them on thier property and they want someone to come pick it up. Sort of like the "free dirt" signs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Free soiled underwear!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

https://lawrence.craigslist.org/zip/d/lawrence-sturdy-red-paperclip/7285676938.html

 

[CaptainWacky]

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Damn.