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LeaderofthePack

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Greetings, my friends. I have returned after a long sojourn to discuss my favorite subject; canines.
As a werewolf, I have the interesting job of working at an animal shelter, where I am in charge of the puppies and kittens. My rambuncious wards keep me busy, and I enjoy all the attention they give me. The funny thing is how the newly weaned always want to lick my muzzle, in a desperate attempt to activate my regurgitation instinct, and thus feed them on my stomach contents. Of course such behaviour would be inappropriate among human beings, so I desist from it.
I finbd the human race an interesting group, allthough I do beleive that their is far too many of you. In comparison to other animal populations, it would seem to me that their is too little disease or competition to keep your societies to a healthy mix of strong, healthy males and females. Perhaps more world wars are in order, since that seems to do a good job of reducing your , quite frankly, verminous kind. I don't say that to say you are worthless, but like rats or locusts their are far too many of you, and thus the comparison.

I bid you Aideu, and an Aroooo,

Leader of the Pack
 
Indeed. And what, pray tell, kind sir, do you find exciting? Perhaps getting high by placing a plastic bag over your head and suffocating yourself?
You humans are boring. Why can't more of you die more quickly?
 
LeaderofthePack said:
Greetings, my friends. I have returned after a long sojourn to discuss my favorite subject; canines.
As a werewolf, I have the interesting job of working at an animal shelter, where I am in charge of the puppies and kittens. My rambuncious wards keep me busy, and I enjoy all the attention they give me. The funny thing is how the newly weaned always want to lick my muzzle, in a desperate attempt to activate my regurgitation instinct, and thus feed them on my stomach contents. Of course such behaviour would be inappropriate among human beings, so I desist from it.
I finbd the human race an interesting group, allthough I do beleive that their is far too many of you. In comparison to other animal populations, it would seem to me that their is too little disease or competition to keep your societies to a healthy mix of strong, healthy males and females. Perhaps more world wars are in order, since that seems to do a good job of reducing your , quite frankly, verminous kind. I don't say that to say you are worthless, but like rats or locusts their are far too many of you, and thus the comparison.

I bid you Aideu, and an Aroooo,

Leader of the Pack
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AT LAST... ONE OF MY OWN KIND. SOMEONE THAT WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND ME :kitty:
 
I, good sir, don't, believe you, are a weirwolf, in fact, I think you, are a comma-comma-comma chameleon.

Their, I said it.
 
If there wasn't a big enough dual problem already. I think we can safely say everyone in this thread is [you]
 
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