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Well I'm a member of a Country Club

Mirah

I love you
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club
 
WAIT, BACK UP. ARE YOU SERIAL? OMG. COUNTRY. FUN TO SING TO, YEAH, BUT WHERE'S THE CONTENT? WHERE'S THE IMPROV? WHERE'S THE EXPERIMENTATION?

NAME ONE POP COUNTRY STAR THAT'S CURRENTLY ON ACID RIGHT NOW.
 
excuse the all caps, it's just a thing i have with country. i can totally appreciate why so many people love country, those assholes can play and sing their collective asses off, the best ones anyway. it's just this thing, you know?

who's yer fav country singer, Mirah?
 
Country music...

ugh

I was forced to listen to that for a while, I can remmeber perhaps 2 country songs I liked in the slightest.
 
i still would be very pleased to find out that a pop country star (obviously one of the hip ones) was tripping most performances. i might actually go...
 
Ishcabittle said:
excuse the all caps, it's just a thing i have with country. i can totally appreciate why so many people love country, those assholes can play and sing their collective asses off, the best ones anyway. it's just this thing, you know?

who's yer fav country singer, Mirah?

I think my all time favorite is Shania Twain.
I've been to a Garth Brooks Concert-He puts on a hell of a show-but isn't really a favorite, just particular songs. I have a couple other favorite male artists as well.

Occasionally I get a cuntry hair up my ass!
 
Ishcabittle said:
i still would be very pleased to find out that a pop country star (obviously one of the hip ones) was tripping most performances. i might actually go...

I am sure they are not immune. But I couldn't imagine trying to trip in a country concert-that would be hell would it not?
 
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I know this pic has way too many clothes in it for you boys but I have always been in love with Shania's face.

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OMG I almost messed up this thread with some Alan Jackson-I can't believe I used to think he was cute.
I do love a cowboy tho.
 
If you were going on Looks alone, no one would like country music. Clint Black is too goofy looking for me. Brooks and Dunn just dont' got it, but I love their music.

There is always Kenny Chesney.
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