What happened to the Rangers?

[eloisel]

Two years in a row they were in the playoffs.
Then, just a couple of weeks ago it looked like they were going to the playoffs again this year.
Now, they aren't.
What happened?
I swear, I just took my eyes off of them for a second.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NOW THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING TO WORRY ABOUT IS WHETHER OR NOT THE METS WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO HOLD ON TO BOTH DAVID WRIGHT AND R.A. DICKEY NEXT YEAR?

Fuck Bernie Madoff. I hope he gets Jerry Sandusky and the theater-shooting guy for roommates.