What I would have done in Jacks place

[whisky]

I would have said, no thanks, I dont need anyone else, I'll have 45 pounds worth of cheese please.

I figure your going up for eviction anyway, might as well have a laugh first.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You know, this could've been a very simple way for the producers to get rid of all the racists(or "mean ones", if you're Dermot O'Leary).

They could've just got them all in the diary room, said you got half an hour to sort out this shopping list, your final total must be the exact value of your shopping budget, not a single penny under or over. If you fail the task, you will be up for eviction. Since they're all morons, they wouldn't be able to figure out those complex numbers. And just to be on the safe side, the list could engineered so it's impossible to come to a round figure.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just reminded me of a funny bit in today's episode, when Jack was called in Danielle asked IN ALL SERIOUSNESS "can he read?"

 

[whisky]

Says the woman who didn't realise appearing in playboy naked would mean people seeing her tits

 

[CaptainWacky]

She pulled the dress down herslef in that task, I'm telling ya!

 

[whisky]

Many agree with you, especially those that have watched it back in slow motion.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Perverts, then.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Just reminded me of a funny bit in today's episode, when Jack was called in Danielle asked IN ALL SERIOUSNESS "can he read?"

Fair question, I thought.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which footballers is he an agent for?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe it's a sex position he tried out with Jade and he's all confused.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he's Little Paul Scholes' agent.

 

[jack]

I'm confused. I didn't do any of this stuff?

Who the fuck is Jade?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jade has the same agent as Davina, Dermy and Russell

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Cleo.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And Cleo's friends with Jade or something.