What if a Borg Drone had AIDS?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If the Borg had AIDS they would give it to 7 of 9 who would give it to Chakotay, so I'd sign off on it.

 

[Gagh]

Chakotay's tattoo would probably deflect it though, so it would go into Voyager's gel packs, like Neelix's cheese did in that really crap episode, thus causing Voyager to crash into a sun and kill everyone.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd sign off even quicker then. DIE JANEWAY DIE LOL

 

[Gagh]

Janeway is invulnerable. She'd just float in space, never ageing, until a passing ship would pick her up, and she'd get impregnated by every man on board, giving birth to replicas of monsters from the Godzilla movies every time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe she'd pass it on to those silly Mick holograms.

Did she wipe holo-semen off her chin in the outtakes I wonder...but not for long.

 

[Fundamentalism]

Because the nanoprobes could isolate the virus and help restore the immune system?

OMG! You answeRED the question. Never **NEVER** answer the question!!!

 

[Gagh]

I wonder if the Doctor had holo-semen, and who bothered to write that subprogramme to ensure they sit there, constantly refreshing?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Imagine the force they could program into the splats. He could kill someone.

 

[Gagh]

IMAGINE AN EPISODE WHERE HIS SUB-ROUTINES GO DANCING BANANA IS BANNED, AND HE RAPES JANWAY WITH HIS PUMP-ACTION HOLO-COCK IN THE SONIC SHOWER!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND THEN HARRY GETS SHAVED BY NEELIX WHO MAKES A PUBE ROOT SOUP TO SERVE TO THE VIDIIANS WHICH MAKES THEM SICK AND GO VEGAN FROM THE MSG LOL

 

[Gagh]

A VIDIIAN MET A LEPER ONCE AND GOT JEALOUS OVER HIS COMPLEXION LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't follow this.

 

[Gagh]

I bet you can.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe I don't want to.