What if we couldn't turn off?

[Mirah]

Facebook?!

I just had a conversation with a relative on FB messenger and then said, "Okay I am going to turn off computer/fb and go to bed. And then I imagined myself in bed, dreaming and FB somehow recording my thoughts, my dreams my nightmares and posting them for me. Everytime I snore, toss and turn or wake up.
What if we could never TURN IT OFF?

Would that be a good Black Mirror episode?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Facebook itself *is* a Black Mirror episode. Fortunately, I was never stupid enough to create an account there in the first place.

 

[Mirah]

An account has been created for you. It is monitoring you, and posting for you. It is like Alexa, only you didn't invite her in.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who'd want to watch my dreams, I wonder? You'd have to be really perverted.

 

[Dr Dave]

So like most of the internet then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

But with less racism.

 

[Dr Dave]

Well that's good at least.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've now incepted myself to have a racist dream.