What if Wesley Crusher was actually a walking evolved blue whale vagina.

[Mentalist]

Would this have helped his character and would we have seen Geordi trying to rape his face with his electrofied afro and blaming it on his visor being stuck on The Ultimate Warrior I hate everybody TV station thus causing him to fall over in nigga rage straight into whale vagina Wesley?

 

[CaptainWacky]

...yes?

 

[Mentalist]

I'm not fully convinced.

 

[Harkley]

OMG TNG WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I THINK IT WOULD HAVE HELPED BECAUSE THAT DEMONSPAWN THAT CAME FROM TEH UNION WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN PRETTY GOOD AT READING SHIT TO KIDS.

 

[Mentalist]

What if Worf had come to the bridge sporting Exocomp sport shoes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would Bev have still been his mother or would she have adopted him or some shite and would she walk around the bridge topless because "it's the 24th century, maaaan!"

 

[Mentalist]

Picard would of worn her severed breasts as a novelty hat.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Picard would of worn her severed breasts as a novelty hat.

That doesn't make any sense because Worf would have eaten them in a cream sauce.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES been then that buzz-killer Jellico would have ordered her to wear a holographic set of tits because he's a prude like T'Bonz and his son drew a picture of an elephant but it looked like shtie.

 

[Gagh]

SENIOR STAFF OF TNG TO REPLACED WITH WHALE CORNEAS?

 

[Mentalist]

You broke your little whale vagina.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

WHALE CORNEAS STAPLED TO CHICKENS FOR MOBILITY'S SAKE WOULD MAKE BETTER DECISION-MAKERS IMO.

 

[Mentalist]

The Traveller should of had an MC Hammer fixation.

 

[Mentalist]

And I'm still not writing for television..

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Well it's only been two months, silly bean.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My first deal came when I finally blew that executive, maybe you coulde try that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMER THE LONDON WHALE!?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Maggy Thatcher is sooo 1985.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

BTW IS THAT MAGGY MOOS ICE CREAM PLACE STARTED BY MARAGARITA THATCHER??????????????????????????????????b