What if......

[Mirah]

What if someone slipped me something today? Like crack! I feel like I am on crack! I don't even know what that is like, maybe its meth, could it be meth? I don't know, what if it is just straight cocaine, what if I got it from the cat? I think the cat had it on her fur!

 

[Mirah]

srsly my whole fucking body is wigging out, I want to scrape my tongue and scratch my eyes out

 

[Mirah]

Okay, feeling totally normal now

 

[Mirah]

I ate all my salami before I put it on my pizza

 

[Mirah]

I am wearing too many layers of clothing