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Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
A binder clip.
I'm screwed. :S:
I'm screwed. :S:
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
an opal matrix I started to polish. Hmm, might be useful - gemstones always have some arcane power. And in the worst case I can always throw it at my opponent or force it down his throat.
You guys give up too quickly!
Lukewarm coffee, especially bad one, is an excellent weapon: you can poison or drown your opponents. And the spoon can be used to stab or blind them. And if you hit them on the knuckles with it, it'll hurt pretty bad.
As for the binder clip - have you never caught your finger in one? They are terrible fighters which will hardly ever let go, once they got their teeth into an opponent. And just think of the many potential targets, with the human body having so many sensitive spots (esp. the male one)
You guys give up too quickly!
Lukewarm coffee, especially bad one, is an excellent weapon: you can poison or drown your opponents. And the spoon can be used to stab or blind them. And if you hit them on the knuckles with it, it'll hurt pretty bad.
As for the binder clip - have you never caught your finger in one? They are terrible fighters which will hardly ever let go, once they got their teeth into an opponent. And just think of the many potential targets, with the human body having so many sensitive spots (esp. the male one)
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Have to be a pretty large shard or we'll be sawing zombie necks for a while.
Why are you sitting in broken glass?
eloisel
Forever Empress E
My crazy cat Curly is to the left of me. Zombies would be afraid of her. She has all the markings of the seriously inbred feline. While she is not evil, she is not one to piss off. Zombies trying to kill the person who supplies her wet food, pets her upon demand, and provides her with the furniture on which she presides would definitely piss off Ms. Curly. Woe be to the zombie that pisses off Ms. Curly. Sometimes I'm afraid of her and she loves me.
ThatSunrise
Likes house centipedes
A mouse pad that's also a cutting mat when flipped over. How potent.
On my right though, there's an Olfa knife...
On my right though, there's an Olfa knife...
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Drunk and smashing window panes with my forehead.
Ooh look a rock. How about I bash their skulls instead?
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Jesus christ man take a break. I'll hold off the horde. I have my spoon.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Its the the Zombie Apocalypse, man! You need to be drunk and/or crazy to deal with them.
YEEARRRGH!
*charges the zombie horde, waving his penis at them as he pisses in their eye sockets*
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Ilyanna
moral imperfection
Well duh!!
But that's capitalism to you: instead of really thinking things through and finding the best-possible solution to a problem, people will simply try to buy themselves out of EVERYTHING! :mmph:
Damn, so you're a pusher AND a barmaid, huh? Must be a tough life!SuN said:
