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WHAT IS THE BEST DRUG?

JACKIE SKAN

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I DO NOT TAKE DRUGS BECAUSE I AM A MARTIAL ARTS MASTER AND AM IN BEYOND EXCELLENT PHYSICAL SHAPE. HOWEVER MY COUSIN JIMMIE IS A GENETIC CORRUPTION AND A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN. HE FRETS ENDLESSLY ABOUT HIS INFERIORITY TO ME AND EVEN A COUPLE OF YOU. HE WOULD NOT FRET IF HE WERE CEASELESSLY STONED. PLEASE TELL HIM THE BEST DRUG TO STONE HIM HARD AND LEAVE HIM THAT WAY FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME. I AM LOOKING AT THE BEST VALUE IN TERMS OF HOURS STONED PER DOLLAR SPENT. THE UNIT IS "STONED HOURS" REPRESENTED BY THE SYMBOL ‡. THANK YOU FOR ASSISTING JIMMIE.


STICK YOUR POINTY COCK IN A PAPER SHREDDER, THEN REPORT BACK.
 
My secret Ninja powers of deduction tell me that this is probably a ranter, possibly banned from their "troll" forum.

Is this what you call trolling?
 
Fucking Skans. You better train motherfucker. Train hard in those martial arts. Take your drugs. Becuase I am am after you and your fucking Skan ilk.

I am The Skaninator, I will hunt every last one of you motherfucks.

You do not deserve to be alive. All of you are a POX on the internet. You are worse than mimes.

I'll Be back!
 
Whatever it is = 10 posts at 738 points. Now, why does it get 73+ points per post?

IS IT BECAUSE IT CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND TALK ABOUT DRUGS AND WANTS TO STONE HIS COUSIN BECAUSE HE CAN'T TAKE THE COMPETITION OR BECAUSE HIS COUSIN DOESN'T WANT TO BE A BORING MARTIAL ARTS FREAK THAT RUNS AROUND BASHING CONCRETE WITH HIS HEAD??? HMMM.. IS IT? IS IT? I WANT 73 POINTS PER FREAKING POST.
 
Interesting 5.89 points for ths post above....lol


Oh by the way, "Laughter" is the best drug. But be very careful when using , it can be very addictive and also contagious to any person in close proximity. Once you have tried 'Laughter' you will want to use it all the time.



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i THINK FUCKING kIM nYHOLMS MOM IN THE ASS WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW IS THE BEST DRUG
 
JACKIE SKAN said:
HOWEVER MY COUSIN JIMMIE IS A GENETIC CORRUPTION AND A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN.

I suppose there is only one solution to your question...:


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I AM LOOKING AT THE BEST VALUE IN TERMS OF HOURS STONED PER DOLLAR SPENT. THE UNIT IS "STONED HOURS" REPRESENTED BY THE SYMBOL ‡. THANK YOU FOR ASSISTING JIMMIE.

I'm thinking you should share whatever drugs you're doing. Jesus what a pathetic waste of band width.
 
OinkTron said:
I suppose there is only one solution to your question...:


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YOU ARE CORRECT. FOR ONCE ON THIS ENTIRE ACCURSED GOD-FORSAKEN SITE SOMEONE BESIDES ME AND THE SKAN IS CORRECT. I MUST PAUSE.


INDEED THE ONLY SOLUTION IS THE FINAL SOLUTION. HOWEVER UNTIL THAT IS IMPLEMENTED, SOME DRUGS ARE NEEDED. THOSE OF YOU NOT CONTRIBUTING CEASE YOUR CORRUPTION OF THIS THREAD AND POST ON TOPIC! DRUGS PEOPLE! THIS IS ABOUT THE DRUGS!

AND CEASE WHINING ABOUT POINTS LIKE LITTLE GIRLS. PEOPLE ARE STARVING (TRUST ME I KNOW) AND YOU ARE WHINING ABOUT 'POINTS'. BLOW YOURSELF!


JOIN ME.
 
Ahhh Hitler...

My debate teacher compared me to Hitler once... I still don't know if I should be offended. :/
 
Mortin 800mg is my wonder drug for all things that ache...
But sometimes like today, I need the bug guns.. Vicodin ES ...
Back pain sucks big time!!!
 
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