What killed the dinosaurs

[The Dork Lord]

The leading theory was always asteroids, now it seems confimed.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A collision 160 million years ago of two asteroids orbiting between Mars and Jupiter sent many big rock chunks hurtling toward Earth, including the one that zapped the dinosaurs, scientists said on Wednesday.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

One thing I always hate about these depictions is when they show the atmospheric shockwave travelling faster than the explosion itself. All that ejecta would be travelling WAY faster than the speed of sound, yet this shows the edge of the air wave already hundreds of miles away when the impact itself is only a second or two old.

Unless they were depicting a ground wave, which would travel something like 20 times faster than sound...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Can we get another one of those?

 

[Cassie]

Jesus killed the dinosaurs

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chuck Norris.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Jesus and Chuck Norris working together could kill ANYTHING!

 

[eloisel]

Don't you know it is all because Bush doesn't care about dinosaurs that the asteroids hit the planet? One of the first things Bush should have done when he first got into office was develop a time travel machine, go back in time and build a planetary defense system to keep that from happening. Of course, he should have gone back in time and built better hurricane defense systems along the coast first. He could go back and prevent 9/11 too.

 

[Shitty Dual]

NO NO NO NO NO.

(the first nine panels are kinda funny )

 

[The Dork Lord]

He could go back and prevent 9/11 too.

He coulda done THAT the first time.

Why not have him plant the WMD in Iraq to cover his ass?

Or get those coke charges dropped?

 

[eloisel]

He coulda done THAT the first time.

Please tell me how. And, please, make it plausible.

 

[The Dork Lord]

1 phone call.

"Hey Osama, I changed my mind about the attack! Let's go fishing instead!"

 

[eloisel]

1 phone call.

"Hey Osama, I changed my mind about the attack! Let's go fishing instead!"

Hmmm... Osama's reply: "You willing to convert, force the women of your nation to wear burkhas, rid your country of pornography and kill all those unwilling to live under my version of the law?"

 

[The Dork Lord]

What better way to sell a war, than make the populace thing they're in danger?

 

[Sarek]

Hmmm... Osama's reply: "You willing to convert, force the women of your nation to wear burkhas, rid your country of pornography and kill all those unwilling to live under my version of the law?"

And yet Osama's still running free and George, well, I'll let him speak for himself on that one.

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

 

[The Dork Lord]

^My favorite is the dictatorship qoute!

 

[Kitsch]

Jesus killed the dinosaurs

By making them all gay

 

[jack]

A single bullet to the back of their head.

 

[jack]

Radical Shiite Muslims armed with boxcutters hijacked four planes and found a rift in the space time continuum and flew the planes into the cretaceous era and into 4 tyrannosaurus rex's. The resulting explosions from the jet fuel melted all the trees and they all starved and died.

 

[Shitty Dual]