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What Punishment Should be Meted Out to Penis Thieves?

eloisel

eloisel

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OnyxOverdrive aka VKD (among others) has failed to prove that the penis he claims is his is in fact his. He is, in fact, a proven penis thief.

Punishment should be meted out accordingly.
 
I refuse to vote in this poll as it impugns the reputation of Onyx Overdrive, a fine upstanding member of TK. You should be ashamed off yourself, Piggy.
 
I didn't vote. I think Onyx should team up with Cassie and open a Dong Procurement Shop down in Florida.
 
I don't care if it really was/is his penis. I just came for the no cover charge floor show and I was entertained. It was a nice photo to gaze at.
 
here's another pic of my Jumbo for you girls to get jealous about


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jack said:
Your mom barks like a dog when she comes, but she said you already knew that.
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What's it like for you outside this site? You're gay, with a micropenis, unsuccessful in your job, lonely, lots of pets. Your relationship with "bad dog" is probably on the rocks...I'm guessing he left you for another faggot?

Next time you're out driving, "jack" the steering wheel hard in any direction. But make sure you're going fast when you do it.

Good luck!
 
Punisher said:
What's it like for you outside this site?
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Wonderful, this is where I come to get away from the real world and fuck with faggots like you.


You're gay,
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No, you're gay.

with a micropenis,
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My junk is so huge it's fucking your mom next Saturday already, Maybe she'll let you clean it off with your tongue after like last time.

unsuccessful in your job,
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Since I own my own business and it's successful I'm not sure what you're talking about.

lonely,
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I wish I had a little more time to be lonely. I'm so busy today I barely have time to verbally abuse you properly.

lots of pets.
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Weirdest non-sequitur ever.

Your relationship with "bad dog" is probably on the rocks...I'm guessing he left you for another faggot?
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I'm happy for Bad Dog. Glad he finally figured his shit out to have a better life. More than I can say for you. It must feel odd strutting around in a failed comic book persona acting all tough and shit. Your homosexuality is showing, btw. Do yourself a favor and find a good glory hole where your can satisfy your need to suck cock. It'll help take some of the pressure off.

Fucking closet faggots, geez.....

Next time you're out driving, "jack" the steering wheel hard in any direction. But make sure you're going fast when you do it.

Good luck!
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I promise I'll wait til you're in the line of fire, and then do just that little thing, fag.

Bye now, tell your mom I said hi!
 
Jack, let's clear the air...no one who knows you would miss you if you downed a bottle of antifreeze. Please just shut the fuck up and do it already!

And don't worry, your body can be used as fertilizer, which is poetically ironic, considering you are a walking pile of shit in life.
 
Did you tell your mom I said hi? She'll squeeze the base on the upstroke next time she jerks you off otherwise.
 
Punisher said:
Jack, let's clear the air...no one who knows you would miss you if you downed a bottle of antifreeze. Please just shut the fuck up and do it already!

And don't worry, your body can be used as fertilizer, which is poetically ironic, considering you are a walking pile of shit in life.
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If jack's "your mom" jokes are lame, your "kill yourself" jokes are fucking retarded.
 
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