What story do I want to tell?

[steve samurai jack]

Take me to church. I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife. Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life.

 

[Yahooee]

You could always describe your handjob technique.

I really liked coming all over your hands. I do prefer your right hand stroke over your left though. Something about your torque that drove me over the edge.

And then of course, you licking me clean afterwards.