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What the HELL happened to Thora Birch?!

Mentalist

Mentalist

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She used to be super hot sex appeal city and now she has gone lost a bunch of weight dyed her hair blonde and she looks TOTALLY different I mean like a totally different person. Observe:

BEFORE:

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Ok, I DO have a thing for girls with jet black hair and horn rimmed glasses and I DO hate blondes, they do nothing for me but REALLY take a look!
 
AFTER:

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WTF! Its insane! She is still hot and all but all the sex appel has GONE and she is just another generic skinny blonded and her massive boobies have dissapeared!
 
Yup, its so incredibly boring as well. I have NO interest in super model types AT ALL. I only pay attention to sex appeal. Its not like she was fucking fat was it, she looked great, but oh no, guaranteed she thought she had to lose weight until she looked like she has lukeimia! WHY !!!

FUCKING SUCKS!
 
Oh yeah I do like Lisa Loeb.. I made a post about her ages back. Its all about the glasses though, without them I wouldn't have noticed her.
 
Did you see Rosanna Arquette's documentary Searching for Debra Winger? It was hilarious. She went around talking to all these hot A-list actresses (some of whom were, OMG, 40!) and they all whined about aging in Hollywood and the pressure to change your looks and how they want to see more stories for "older women like them"...

...meanwhile 80% of them had bottle-blond hair, tiny figures and were dressed like slutty Woodstock children. They couldn't even see the irony.
 
WHERE DID HER MASSIVE TITTIES GO?? Oh...the horror!

She looks awful now, she's lost her uniquness and now she looks like Mena Suvari or Tara Reid. Ick.

Another one who "lost it" is Christina Ricci. She was very pretty when she had some curves, now she looks like a fucking bobble-head.
 
Hilbert Frakes said:
Nicole Richie looks like a stick figure.
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Nicole Ritchie looks MUCH better now. She used to be a lil' chubsy-wubsy fat chick.

Would you prefer this:
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(Ugh, look at that gut!)

or THIS! WOWZERS!!!:
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I'll take #2 please. I can't even find any more of the fat pictures of her, it's like she had 'em all removed from the internet!
 
Man, Thora Birch useta have some gigantular hootages. Too bad she Barbie-ized herself like that. I'll bet it was 'cause she didn't wanna look like a teenager until she hit 70 years old, though. She's also got a forehead you could land a UH60 on. :D
 
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