What would you do if you found Meat Loaf in your bathtub?

[CaptainWacky]

You go to the bathroom before bed and Meat Loaf is lying in your bathtub. "I just need to sleep here tonight, I'll be gone in the morning," he says, reasonably. What would you do? Call the police? Let him sleep? Attempt to drown him?

 

[The Question]

Same thing you do when you see a spider in your bath tub. Whack him with a newspaper until he scuttles down the drain, then run the water to flush him down.

 

[Cassie]

Dump lots of ketchup on him!

 

[Loktar]

Tell him get dressed, we are going to ride your motorcycle all over town while we sing Hot Patootie.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd command him to sing, and not to talk politics.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ask for money.

 

[Dershocka]

I would just hope he had his CPAP on him, so I won't have to remove dead Meat Loaf out of the tub the next morning.

C'mon, you know a guy that old, and fat uses a CPAP.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd actually just let him sleep but tickle him with a big feather during the night and duck down behind the tub if he wakes up.

 

[Oerdin]

I'd tell him his music sucks.